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  1. 7-7-7 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 15, 2002
    star 4
    Mon Mothma looked the red protocol droid up and down. Hey, this one doesn't look too bad. She leaned in close to the protocol droid which had its arm stretched out. Minty breath...sure beats that fat guy in the man-thong

    She put her own hand on the protocol droid's. "Maybe you could trade me for it. How's about you go and buy me a drink or two. Then, maybe, we could go back to my place and play pop-the-forcefield. Whaddaya say?"

    TAG: MR. T
  2. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    Strong Bad

    "Hey um, what the crap was that?"

    Strong Bad went out to his backyard er I mean StrongBadia to see what landed on his roof

    "holy crap! Theres some kinda dragon like thing on my roof. Well, I better throw eggs at it then"

    And he did so.
  3. Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2003
    star 5
    OOC: Been kinda busy. Gluupor, Kit and MC are going to begin on their mission.

    Dr. Weird is just being himself having nothing serious to do or say because he's an insane neutral not factioned with the Rebellion or the Empire.
  4. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley opened his mouth and ate the eggs, one by one, as they came to him. He didn't miss a single one.


    • When the eggs stopped coming, and after letting out a sickening belch, Ridley surveyed the entire area, giving it a "What the hell kind of a place is this?"-Look. Then he gave his gaze to the little man who threw the eggs at him.


    • "Thanks for the eggs. What would you be called, sentient?"


    TAG: OBI-BEN-KENOBI

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  5. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    Strong Bad

    "holy crap! you can talk? Well, my name is Strong Bad. Who the crap are you, crapface?
  6. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • "The name's Ridley. I just happen to be the greatest criminal mastermind in the entire universe."


    TAG: OBI-BEN-KENOBI

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  7. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar


    Homestar, at the hearing of Crapface, walks outside.

    "You wrang?" He asked as he looked up to Ridley.

    "Oh, look! It's a dragon dwessed up as a Santamen."


    TAG: Ridley, Strong Bad.
  8. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley gave Homestar an unfriendly glare. "What is THAT?!"


    • From the inside, the Metroid started jostling its box. Then Ridley got an idea. He grinned and opened the box, letting out the Metroid, which proceeded to latch itself onto Homestar's head. (Metroid: "Squeeee!")


    TAG: OBI-BEN-KENOBI, BartSimpson-SithLord

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  9. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    Strong Bad

    "oh that? that's dumpface. pay no attention to him. Oh and in case you didn't know, I am the greatest criminal mastermind of all time. I mean, just thginking of all the crimes I've organized leaves you in awe of my colness. Heres a sample. Hey, The Cheat!"

    As the cheat approached, Strong Bad ran up to him and kicked him onto the roof.


    TAG:Ridley
  10. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Unimpressed, Ridley narrowed his eyes. "I see. And where would your army of henchmen that do your dirty work be?"


    • Ridley picked up the little furry animal that was kicked onto the roof. "And what do you call this life form?"


    TAG: OBI-BEN-KENOBI

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  11. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    Strong Bad

    "I require no army, dragon boy. Oh that? that's the cheat. He's my sidekick. Well, really more of a minion or disciple actually."
  12. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley looked The Cheat over for a moment, and then put him down. "Interesting. What does it do?"


    • Ridley glanced over at the Metroid who had just eaten Homestar's hat.


    TAG: OBI-BEN-KENOBI, BartSimpson-SithLord

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  13. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    Strong Bad

    "Do? well, ha ha, um, he does lots of stuff. He steals for me, makes music videos and cartoons, and, he assists in capers. Like the jumble caper for instance."
  14. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    OOC: Introducing a second character

    Full Name: Kraid
    -Nick Name: N/A
    --Surname: N/A
    ---Last Name: N/A
    ----Middle Name: N/A
    -----Family Name: N/A
    ------Pet Name: Metroid, Hunter Metroid
    -------Alias Name: Sometimes referred to as "The Lizard King"
    Homeworld: Zebes
    Age: Unknown
    Sex: Male
    Species: Unknown
    Affiliation: Space Pirates
    Super Power: See Weapons
    Main Weapon: Spike Projectiles
    -Secondary Weapon: Slash
    --Third Weapon: Jaws
    ---Fourth Weapon: Paralyzing Stare
    ----Any other weapon: Claw Projectiles
    Eye color: Red
    Hair color: N/A
    Skin color: Green and Tan
    Occupation: Ridley's Lackey/Ridley's Muscle
    Rank: Second in command
    Bio: Come now, you know this! :p

    IC: Ridley

    • "Fascinating." After kicking The Cheat (off the roof) for himself, Ridley fluttered off the roof and landed in the field labeled "StrongBadia". "The two of you seem like good people to have around."


    • One of Ridley's old frigates crashes outside StrongBadia. "Looks like somebody else survived Zebes."


    TAG: OBI-BEN-KENOBI

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  15. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    Strong Bad

    "um, okay"

    ooc:I'm loggin off.
  16. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar


    Homestar stood there, with a dumb look on his face, as the metroid latched on. It wasn't until it had ate his hat that he realized something was wrong.


    "Ahh!! My pwopeller cap!" He screamed as he continuosly banged his head against the house.


    TAG: Strong Bad, Ridley.
  17. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley was just about to go investigate the crashed ship, but he couldn't help but notice the result of his Metroid's handywork. He burst out laughing at Homestar's reaction.


    IC: Metroid

    • The Metroid wasn't getting hurt. The creature was, however, annoyed by being bashed against a house. The Metroid let go of Homestar and floated over to Ridley.


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

    EDIT: Damn my markups...

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  18. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar


    As the Metroid left his head, Homestar said "Take that jellotain man!" He then walked into the house, only to come back out a moment later with another propeller cap. He then looked to Ridley and said, "Oh, hello. I'm Homestarrunner. Um, when did you get here?"


    TAG: Ridley. Strong Bad.
  19. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley gave another mean stare to Homestar. "We got here just a few minutes ago. Haven't you been keeping up on current events, whitey?"


    • "Now another one of my ships just crashed on this planet. I'm going to go check it out."


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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  20. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar


    Homestar nodded before laughing. "You look like a Santaman." He then stared into the distance before snapping back. "Oh, hello. I'm Homestarwunner, and this is a website! Um...when did you get here?"


    TAG: Ridley. Strong Bad.
  21. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley grumbled at the repeated introduction and question. "I know who you are, and I said we just got here! Haven't you listened to anything I've said?!"


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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  22. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar

    "Nope. Ain't it amazing?" was all Homestar said as he gained a big smile on his face.


    TAG: Ridley, Strong Bad.
  23. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley

    • Ridley rolled his eyes, wondering how many more sentient crackheads were on the planet.


    • Ridley grabbed Homestar by the "neck" and got up in his face. "Look, whitey, I don't like this stupid game you're playing with me. If you're just not going to cut it out, you're going to end up as my Metroid's next meal!"


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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  24. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2002
    star 5
    Homestar


    Homestar just blankly stared at the guy.


    "Listen, cwapface. Why don't you blow it out your earhole?" He said as he got angry for a second. He then laughed. "Fluffy Push Marfmallows are good."

    TAG: Ridley, Strong Bad.
  25. Mortimer_Nerdly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 5
    IC: Ridley and Kraid

    • Ridley growled as he continued to hold Homestar by the throat. He turned around when he heard something lumber out of the crashed frigate.


    • Kraid: "Hey, boss!"

    • Ridley: "Kraid? I thought you died on Planet Zebes."

    • Kraid: "What can I say? I'm hard to kill."

    • Ridley: "Are there any more survivors?"

    • Kraid: "A few Space Pirates have survived, as well as enough Metroids to re-start our breeding program."

    • Ridley: "That's good to know indeed."

    • Kraid: "What is that creepy thing you're strangling?"

    • Ridley: "Don't mind him. Just get the Metroids.

    • Kraid: "Yes, sir."


    • Kraid called for the group of Metroids that were onboard the crashed frigate; three more regular ones and four Hunter Metroids. Ridley's Metroid promptly joined the group.


    TAG: BartSimpson-SithLord

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