Lost...

One poster that goes by the name of UK Defender... lost, presumed missing in action.

He left the closet some time ago after getting my monkey well and truly wet and hasn't returned

**REWARD**

Uhm.... *thinks* 2 half dead batteries, 1 box of 'Wild Berries' Smint and a bottle of gold nail varnish (specially to tempt Yosh)

 

My dear,
This man is trifling with your affections, I shall hunt him down and return him to you post haste.
The Subjugator

 

I dunno about trifle but he likes whipped cream

 

Ah, the UK defender. I remember him. Damn shame.

I Hope you find him.

Would the Subjugator require my assistance in locating him?

 

UKD has vanished??

 

Seems that way.

I can't remember the last time I saw him.

 

It must have something to do with Enji

 

Why?

What's Enji done to him?

 

Just...because..

 

And my Monkey

... don't forget my monkey

 

I wish i could forget it Nic!

 

You don't like Enji much do you Yosh?

And whats with the monkey?

 

You don't like Enji much do you Yosh?

Yosh is a bit scared of Enji I think...

And whats with the monkey?



It's a long story but don't mess with The_Monkey and you'll be fine

 

I like monkeys.

I don't blame Yoshi for being scared of Enji. She is the ultimate interpretation of EVIL!!!

I love it.

 

I like monkeys too but UK Defender likes mine quite a lot *cough*

 

Yes, i do like her. You need to understand, that if i say anything derogatory about anyone here, it's usually only people i like

Isn't that right Nic? lol

 

Understanding.

 

Yeah, that's very true Yosh... though I always thought it was because you were just plain MEAN... my mistake then

The more he likes you the meaner he is... there's kind of this direct equasion

 

That's right, listen to the stupid Northern, she knows what she's talking about

 

Thats not a good system. If your mean to people like Enji, even if thats your way of being freindly, she'll torture the life out of you.

 

Not that I mind.

 

Yeah I read dumb Southerners like a book... *looks at Yosh*

I'd pay good money to see Enji give Yosh the Moby treatment

 

I have survived her torture before, and i will again!!

 

Good point.
And its entertaining to see you in pain. So keep it up.

 

What about if I told her some new ones Yosh?