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Discussion in 'Archive: Attack of the Clones' started by IEatPoodoo, Sep 4, 2000.

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  1. queeq

    queeq Jedi Master star 4

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    Mr. Pedro, Sir. I heard Chyren talk of a turkey sandwich, I was wondering: is a turkey sandwich canon?

    queeq out
     
  2. Monks

    Monks Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I think you ALL need to be very careful about being so blasse about eating. If the food theory holds you could all be in real trouble, unless of course in can be revised to accomodate turkey sandwiches.
     
  3. Tellesto

    Tellesto Jedi Knight star 5

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    I bet they like Turkey sandwiches there, but they don't make em, they clone em.
     
  4. Damillster

    Damillster Jedi Master star 4

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    Does blue milk come from Twilleks (sp?) or smurfs?

     
  5. AL

    AL Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I come from Turkey.
     
  6. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hi Everyone, maybe crossing a smurf with a Twilek will produce blue milk, but since I have to drink soy milk, it's blue enough for me. It's turkey rice soup tonight, unless you folks, ahem, Pedro, makes me crave a turkey sandwich again tonight.
     
  7. DarthZingo

    DarthZingo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What in God's name has happened to this thread?

    Blue Milk?

    Oh, I get it. That crap Owen pours at the dinner table, right, right.

    How about those odd green things that Beru stuffs into that odd recepticle as Owen asks where Luke is?

    I'm still messed up about that!

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    EDIT - Oh, I figured it out. Musta been lettuce.

    D.Zingo
     
  8. Pedro

    Pedro Jedi Master star 4

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    Wow, lotsa stuff to address. Guess I'll just, um, dig in.

    Yes, turkey is canon. I know this because turkeys have waddles, and so does GL, hence GL is a turkey. And anything GL says is canon, therefore turkeys are canon.

    (And, yes, there are dark turkeys - someone on this very thread (not saying any names) - has in fact succumbed to the dark side of the turkey. Woe is him, to be sure. But anyway, it exists.)

    I think turkey is in fact an exception to food theory. If you can ever find anyone in SW eating turkey, that is. But I'm kinda confused myself as to what happens to a guy (with or without a beard) who eats a meal that consists partially of turkey and partially of non-turkey. Maybe they just get in a really close call or something - they make it just by the skin of their...turkey.

    As for Smurf milk...while the SW galaxy has milk and rats and bulls and ducks and ETs and a concept of hell, it does not in fact have Smurfs. Hence, I think we can conclude that blue milk comes from Twi'leks.

    Re: Beru - I think it's referred to by people as a cabbage processor. Anyway. Lemme see if I can make some people here eat turkey - hold on...um...

    TURKEY!

    Well...?

    (Remember, it may take anywhere from a few seconds to several hours to take effect...)
     
  9. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes, someone must've followed me into never never land last night. Took a turkey sandwich to work for breakfast and one for lunch; it was a very ruff day. So it was mellow out time tonight with turkey rice soup (when is this turkey going away!) and shrimp cocktail (my heart was swimming tonight, I guess; I did not see Jar Jar or his peoples). Blue milk rules !!!
     
  10. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Wow !!! I just noticed a star by my name. Does that mean I'm too blabby???
     
  11. Pedro

    Pedro Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, it means you've blabbed 50 times. Blab 200 more and you'll get another.
     
  12. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ahem, I see you have 3 stars !!! I'll try to keep up with you. How was your day today. Have you found any other stuff about Ep 2 not seen on TFN. My eyes are kinda crossed from reading another thread that got me totally confused. I couldn't follow the speculation; it was getting kinda wild.
     
  13. queeq

    queeq Jedi Master star 4

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    Just popped in after a turkey sandwich lunch. This has turned into a very nice thread where the real important plots of Star Wars are being discussed.
    I noticed another star on my beard, there's two now. It seems like my post count is slowly getting to the level I had at the end of UBB.

    queeq out
     
  14. futureman

    futureman Jedi Youngling star 1

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    mmmmm that was a nice Ham & Mushroom omlette, Vanilla slice & Chocolate milk......No turkey for me, i see your Xmen control powers have no sway over me!
     
  15. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    What ??!!! No BLUE MILK? BLUE MILK RULES !!!
     
  16. Maul_brat

    Maul_brat Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I don't wanna see no Darth Tyranus.

    I wanna see a fairy tale... DAMNIT!

    I dip my oreos in dat blue milk. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
     
  17. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oreos and blue milk sound great. I like cinnamon graham crackers with blue milk. If Palpy had blue milk and oreos, maybe he'd be happier and not greed for total control.
     
  18. Darth Happy

    Darth Happy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Does anyone know if blueberry milk flavoring is available anywhere?

    Is blue milk an entry in the Star Wars cookbook?
     
  19. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    blue food coloring. grind some blueberries--wait it might look a little purpley. you'd probably have to boil down the blueberry skins, since the blueberry skins are actually blue.
     
  20. Darth Happy

    Darth Happy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Purpley. I like that word. Purpley. It's funny! Purpley.

    "That T'wilek girl looks kinda purpley today."

    Pur. Pley. Purpley!
     
  21. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Is my Darth Happy all purpley ???
     
  22. yodaman

    yodaman Jedi Knight star 5

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    Maybe we'll see Palpy drinking red milk.
     
  23. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Why would Palpy be drinking red milk, ala blood? or red for preparing to be the emperor, since GL dressed the emperor's guards in red.
     
  24. yodaman

    yodaman Jedi Knight star 5

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    To contrast the Jedi who drink blue milk and carry blue sabers. It was a lame joke and I didn't really make the connection clear.
     
  25. keokiswahine

    keokiswahine Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well, there's always yellow milk, pooh juice (pooh bear and honey). get your mind out of the gutter !!!
     
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