Love and Politics... Hell Yeah!!

*queeq enters, sees the bar is not much in use these days. Feels he has an obligation to Pedro. Gets out the holoprojector, puts it in the windows and plays the Sexy-bikini-dancer tape to draw customers*

queeq out

 

*glances at the contorting dancer hologram*

So much for family atmosphere....

 

Why? She's not naked or anything... And there's no families coming here anymore. They're out travelling the universe.

*Dim starts crying*

Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to do that. Come on in and have a hot Blue Milk.

queeq out

 

*sobs and sniffles*
I wannnnt my baby....
*sniffles and looks pitifully at queeq*

 

*queeq hits himself with a big bottle on the head, mumbles to himself: stupid, look what you did. then hugs Dim*

There, there. Try a triple Maultini. That will solve all your problems.... for a whil at least.

queeq out

 

(PK walks in for a moment before heading back to the Cantina) Is the food good here Queeq?

 

Well, the ribs are cold and chewy, but they're not bad.

queeq out

 

That's good to know Queeq.

 

I suggest you try the chilled tauntaun brains, though.

queeq out

 

*makes a face*

 

I don't know, Dim is making a face that can't be good.

 

PLEASE KEEP POSTING SO THAT SUGAR HANE (AKA SUPER SHADOW, MICKEY SUTTLE, OB1) THREAD WILL SINK TO THE BOTTOM, SINCE ADMIN HAS NOT BANNED HIM YET. HE'S FLAMING ME, TOO.

 

PLEASE KEEP POSTING SO THAT SUGAR HANE (AKA SUPER SHADOW, MICKEY SUTTLE, OB1) THREADS WILL SINK TO THE BOTTOM, SINCE ADMIN HAS NOT BANNED HIM YET. HE'S FLAMING ME, TOO. ONE MORE TIME TO KEEP UNWANTED THREADS FROM RISING TO THE TOP.

 

WHERE IS EVERYONE? PEDRO, WHERE ARE YOU?

 

*shoeless walks in and makes massive amounts of Pedro's famous intergalactic turkey sandwiches, now that he can cause keo posted the recipe. He hopes having so many readily available will help draw customers, he also takes one for himself*

Now there are 48!

 

I'll have one of those sandwiches, please.

queeq out

 

(keo walks into cafe, looking for some ep 2 conversation, spoiler info, storyboard updates, and whatever's happening, spies galactic turkey sandwiches, thinks, "Pedro's back, oh, Pedro's not back", I see Shoe's note that he made the sandwiches)

(takes a sandwich,leaves a thank you not for Shoe)

ummmmm. good sandwich, but not quite as good as Pedro's. Wish he'd come back from vacation. Miss his cooking.

(keo wanders out of cafe, munching sandwich, on way to cantina)

 

*walks in*
Wow, I'm out of it for a few days, and I miss everything. If there are any copies of those storyboards still out there, could someone send them to me? Thanks!

 

Poo, where are you? are you still there. I step away to make myself a sandwich and I miss you. Come back, Poo.

 

I'm still here. I haven't finished my nerf burger.

 

Poo, do you want a blue milk shake or smoothie with your nerfburger?

 

I sent you three deleted storyboard web sites by PM.

 

A courier from AlderaanExpress enters the cafe, looking tired. He walks to the counter, and on it, he sets a bag of Cheetos, a poopy diaper, and a note. He then leaves just as quickly as he arrived. The note reads,

"Hi, baby. We're still touring the galaxy - we're on Alderaan now, obviously. I feel a little out of place here - everybody's head looks like a different pastry, except for mine. Anyway, we still have a couple more places to visit. Hope you're doing good. Have a turkey sandwich for me. Bye, baby.

"Love, Pedro and -
biMMMMy"

 

Ooooh..
*grabs a turkey sandwich and looks over the things sent by Pedro*
Awwwww..Dimmy's diaper.
*grins as she looks at Dimmy's signature*
I miss the..
*starts sniffling*

 

*queeq hugs Dim*

Poor girl, nice that he send us a postcard though. We should send one back, one with the whole crew on it, smiling with Blue Milk and Turkey Sandwiches and a text saying: Milky greetings from the Blue Milk Bar on Mos Leche.

Maybe, as a surprise we should rename this place and call it: Pedro's.

queeq out