Ludicrous Operations League v2.0

Attentions, denizens of the EUC - The LOL has been brought back to LIFE!

For those who want to know who we are and what we do, please read the following statement from our Founder and Hutt-Gangster Emeritus;

Now thats over and done with, back to our main viewing...

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Welcome to LOL, everyone! Below you shall find your positions of power.

****PARADE OF THE FOOLS****

"Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?"

Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: Darthmalt16

Founder of LOL and Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: sithflame

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[TEMPLE OF INK-BLOT] - Ever wonder if there is a higher being in the universe, well the is now. Here we worship the great INK-BLOT that manifests itself in many sizes and forums throughout the world.

(Vacancies available)

[DEFENSE FORCE] - We at the LOL Defence Force have but one mission: to defend the LOL and its members! If a senator is caught half naked with an intern, we will defend his right to wear Barney underwear. And if we are faced with an opposing force of unsurmountable power, we defend our right to turn tail and run like Imperials from teddy bears!

Capital Commander of Capital Ships: SWBob

(Vacancies available)


[PSEUDO-SENATE] - A really big, corrupt place, filled with no one except the Pseudo Senators, who are, surprisingly, really big and corrupt. All Senators must bow to the Secretly-Evil Chancillor or they will be bombarded with my imagenary fleet of warships, and imaginary army, and imagenary Wookies.

Pseudo Evil Chancellor: Sinrebirth
Chief Bureaucrat of the Bureaucracy: Imperial_Hammer

(Vacancies Available)

[GAMES UNIT]

(Vacancies available)


[JANITORIAL UNIT] - Commanded by the Janitorial God, Sitincrapper, the Unit is a beacon of hope for Janitors everywhere. When they feel like they can't go on with their pittyful existances anymore, they need only look down into the misty depths of the toilet and if they stare hard enough and have faith, Sitincrapper will bring a new meaning to their lives! Go forth and clean!!!!!

(Vacancies available)


[SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS] - Dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE, from "Harry Potter" to "Gone with the Wind", fits into Star Wars continuity!!

(Vacancies available)


[EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world!

(Vacancies available)


[LOL Fire Dept.] - The very important department within the LOLHQ,

 

I wish to take the position of the Chief Bureaucrat of the Bureaucracy in the Pseduo-Senate.

Bestow upon me this position, lest I unleash the Red Tape and file Memos against ye!

-I_H

 

Welcome Imperial_Hammer and Sinrebirth to the LOL.

A friendly reminder that you must tell a bad to joke in order to join

//Sets up office in the brand-new LOLHQ kitchen//

 

Ah yes...

Um...

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Hahahaah!

*Files it away*

Can I get an office? Or a broom closet or something?

-I_H

 

Take your pick, but make sure you take and use your CYLINDRICAL FILING UNIT wisely

//Throws paper planes at Sinrebirth's office door//

 

I wish to be the Capital Commander of Capital Ships

My joke


A man walked into a bar and said "OW!"

ba-zing

 

Welcome aboard SWBob!

But don't touch the chocolate cake in the kitchen, that's mine.

*Will be back in approximately 6-8 hours, sleeping is required*

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobody

Nobody who?

...

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I want to be a janitor.

A really cool janitor.

Who janits.

With big guns.

 

What virtue do doctors need most?

Patients.

 

All Janiting must be approved first by filing a 1138 Janitorial Requisition Form in triplicate...

*Files my lunch*

-I_H

 

Sign me up in the Temple of Ink-Blot

"Marriage has three rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

He didn't have any body to go with.

zing!

I'll join the EU LOVE-GUSHERS!!!

 

i think i'll take the head fire starter position.

the pyromaniac that prevents the buidling being burned down is the title i think i want.

as to the joke... well

Once there was this construction worker, he and he was sitting with his pal on the high beams. He started talking to his pal, "Look, I'll bet you anything you want that there's a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich in here. Just anything you want." His pal didn't take the bait, and sure enough upon inspection there was in fact a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

Well, upon lunch time arriving on the following day he and the pal were sitting together again. "Now look, I'm just gonna tell you there's definietly going to be another peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, just you watch." The friend nodded affably, thinking it some sort of joke the mans whife was playing on him. When the lunch box was opened there was another peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

This continued for several weeks, until finally the exasperated pal said, "If you're so tired of peanut butter and jelly why don't you ask your wife to make you something else?!"

Hearing this the man turned to his pal and in a decidedly injured tone replied, "I'll have you know I make my own peanut butter and jelly sandwhichs."

Badda bing!

:snoopy

 

This series of jokes MUST be told together. It's family tradition.

If the green house in of the left side of the road, and the red house is on the right, where's the white house? IN WASHINGTON DC!

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in jungle cherry trees.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a jungle cherry tree?
A: No...
Rhetorical Q: Works, doesn't it?

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From jumping out of jungle cherry trees.

Q: When do elephants jump out of jungle cherry trees?
A: Between two and four pm.

Q: Why do platypuses have such flat feet?
A: They went in the jungle between two and four pm.

I call upon myself the office of Fire Drill Sargeant First Class Caller by right of having two full mugs of root beer and five tail hairs of one three year old grey horse.

 

I want to be Winter Queen of the Fey (falling under fitting other Sci-fi stuff into the EU).

There were two snakes slithering along in the forest. One snake turns to the other and asks, "Are we poisonous?" The second snake replies, "I don't think so, why?" The first snake say, "Oh good cuz I just bit my lip."

 

I'm calling dibs on the office of pseudo rocking, pseudo self flagellating, pseudo sophist pseudo Monk of oom and gloom.

Or something.


So the sky walks into a bar, and the barkeep says...

"Why so blue?"

And then the sky says...

"The atmosphere is the mixture of gas molecules and other materials surrounding the earth. It is made mostly of the gases nitrogen (78%), and oxygen (21%). Argon gas and water (in the form of vapor, droplets and ice crystals) are the next most common things. There are also small amounts of other gases, plus many small solid particles, like dust, soot and ashes, pollen, and salt from the oceans.

My blue color is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, I look blue."

And then the bartender says...

"I already knew that, duh."

 

Oh, I forgot:

lol

 

Welcome back Majestic High Poobah and Emperor of the Grand Piano, GrandAdmiralJello

Weclome aboard to the following:

Reynar_Tedros: Choose which title you would like to have within the JANITORIAL DEPARTMENT

Cinnamon_Windu: Pick your position of POWAH

Lord_Vivec: Choose which title you would like to have within the TEMPLE OF INK-BLOT

JaggedFel568: Choose which title you would like to have within the EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN

Trimaj: You will make a fine FIRE CHIEF!

BultarSwan: The position of Fire Drill Sargeant First Class Caller is all yours!

s65horsey: At once your majesty, Winter Queen of the Fey.

MASTERPRENN: You are required at teh monastery, oh Pseudo Rocking, Pseudo Self Flagellating, Pseudo Sophist, Pseudo Monk of Doom and Gloom

 

Temple of the Ink Blot would make a lovely domain for myself.
Any positions available in that?
Such as, "OH NOES! I let the fountain pen leak again DAMNIT, Leader of the Inkwell"?

 

Only if you tell me a bad joke

 

All Pseduosophistry must be checked in with the Department of Unreality.

The Bureaucracy Strikes Again!

*Files some Starbursts under Q*

 

Oh alright then.
A man's walking his dog, that has no nose. A passing woman sees this poor dog and queries the owner, "Oh, how does the poor dog smell?".
The man takes one look at his dog and inhales sharply.
"TERRIBLY!".