Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by StarWars2015, Mar 18, 2013.
Maybe Luke Skywalker learns the location of the fountain of youth from Captain Jack Sparrow?
Yes, that is a typical thread on here this week, in terms of quality of content.
I wish I could use the Force to make this thread vanish.
not likely.... who's gonna play the young Luke? Mark Hammil with makeup...
Well in the absence of news I guess you just have to expect some random stuff to pop up every now and then.
Precisely. And it is ok to have fun with the nonsensical stuff so long as we keep it civil.
Prehaps after becoming Young again, Luke can then use the Force to Transport to a Reality in which he is the only male in the universe and all other beings are Female and he will set himself up as the ultimate Male and the only one who can breed the next generation !!!!!
Episode VII: A New Porn
Why is this listed as a rumor? This is pure speculation. Awful speculation IMO.
When do I get the ability to lock threads?
On the bright side, that would mean everyone in the next generation would be strong in the Force...