Luke: I've been meaning to give you this. It's your very own lightsaber. Son: Wow! That's so cool dad! Thanks! Do I press this button right here?! Luke: Ye- Wait! I still haven't given it to you ye-AAAAAARRG! Son: Oh no dad! I cut you in half! This is terrible! Luke: That's ok son. Just get some duct tape and- (dies) Son: I defy you force! Critic: HAHAHA and y'all thought Lucas's dialogue was terrible?