Indi, IN Lymrick line-up

Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by QUEEN-KARENDALA, Dec 18, 2001.

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  1. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Okay... so I appoligize if I spelled "lymrick" wrong.... :(

    There were several of us chatting tonight, and something overcame me... the force willing me to write silly lymricks... who knows... ;)

    So here are the ones I came up with... please add any that you wish... just please keep it clean, there are youngin's here.



    There once were the IndyKnights
    They didn't like to start fights
    Then one day
    Puppy Chow went away
    And now they'll knock out your lights!




    There once was Ron, our Prez
    He didn't look good in a fezz
    He gawks at Padme's tummy
    He thinks Erin Gray is yummy
    And his head tips back for some pez.



    There once was a girl named Cari
    On a quest against eyebrows too hairy
    She ate a pita and a carrot
    And rambles like a ferret
    So when she gets goofy, just be weary.



    There once was a girl named AJ
    She joined the group in our hayday
    She's leader of the teens
    And one of our queens
    Hopefully we'll get to meet her someday.



    There once was a girl named Dawn
    She was never anyone's padawan
    Her tupperware goes "burp"-ple
    She hates sabers of purple
    Cross her and she'll crush you like G.A. Thrawn



    :D



    Edit: I forgot to add that this is not limited to members of the group... please feel free to lymric-asize anyone or anything in the Star Wars Universe....
  2. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    There once was a jedi named yoda
    He never got to drink soda
    He often made soup
    Out of swamp creature poop
    And used mud to make his abode-a
  3. pat-fett Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 17, 2001
    star 5
  4. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    [face_laugh] lololololol

    Reminds me of my failed attempt to get a IK haiku thread...when I get some time I'll contribute.
  5. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    A dark handsome scoundrel named Han
    Enjoyed cake much more than flan
    He liked to fly fast
    And bad guys to blast
    And riding upon a tauntaun.
  6. ANIandAMIDALA4EVER Jedi Knight

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    Oct 15, 2001
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    You are awesome with these! Keep it going Karen!
  7. Jedi_Gepper Jedi Master

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    Jul 23, 2001
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    Way to give props to Han! He rules! Anyway:

    There was a boy Anakin,
    A big pod race he did win,
    He made friends with the Queen,
    If you know what I mean,
    So later on they had twins!

    Droids Artoo and Threepio,
    Out into space they did go.
    Artoo carries plans
    While Threepio rants
    And the two beat Imperial foes.
  8. SkylaFett Jedi Knight

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    Dec 6, 2001
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    There once was a Bountyhunter named Fett
    Who worked to get out of debt
    When Vader said no disintegrations
    Han went into hibernation
    And now Leia is all upset





    (yes I know I have a Fettish)
  9. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    There once was an ewok named Wicket
    Who froliked happily through the thicket
    He met the lost princess
    At her big hat he winces
    And showed a stormtrooper where he could stick it.


    (get it? he attacked the biker scout with his stick.... lol)
  10. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    alright, so I was kinda in a dark mood last night when I thought of this one....


    Luke's uncle and auntie are dead
    They were burnt to a crisp as they fled
    He'll be a Jedi
    With that Obi-Wan guy
    And take him much farther than Anchorhead.
  11. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    Mar 11, 2000
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    There once was a man named Vader,
    who was placed in a black respirator.
    More machine than man,
    he crushed necks with his hand.
    The galaxy's most lethal mediator.


    There once was a man named Ratts Tyrell,
    who looked like a rat from hell.
    A gutteral shriek,
    his family did weep,
    as his racing career didn't end so well.
  12. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    A sidekick to Jabba the Hutt
    Had skinny legs and a beer gut
    Salacious Crum's
    got some hot buns
    When R2 zapped him in the butt.
  13. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

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    Jul 23, 2001
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    There once was a Queen named Karen
    who's dirty little trick she liked sharin
    like the paper in the straw
    so be careful you all
    because she can be rather darin
  14. Shara Jedi Master

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    Dec 4, 2000
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    Because you all know I love Obi-Wan:

    There once was a man named Obi-Wan
    Who's Padawan thought he wasn't much fun.
    He went to a desert planet
    And really wanted to tell Jar Jar to can it,
    And got hung up on the comlink by Qui-Gon
  15. ANIandAMIDALA4EVER Jedi Knight

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    Oct 15, 2001
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    There once was a guy named Nick,
    He used to be bored as a stick,
    He came to our forum,
    and got ride of his boredom,
    because for his girlfriend AJ he did pick.


  16. Xizor@TheView TFN Collecting, Former IK President

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    There once was a group of fans
    Who really didn't have any plans
    So they thought what the hey
    Let's get Celebration our way
    Now voluteers will they be for all fans


    As far as you can see
    Yoda is 3 ft 3
    Though he might be a bit short
    He will retort
    Purple sabres are for me

    ( Just for Dawn )

  17. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    (okay, so these rhymes aren't exact.... give me a break, its 3am... lol)

    There once was a holiday special
    To watch the whole thing is a hastle
    Luke's makeup was scarry
    And that glazed-over Carrie
    It should be send to the spice mines of Kessel.
  18. ANIandAMIDALA4EVER Jedi Knight

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    Come on guys! Keep them coming!
  19. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    How could I forget, I don't know how
    But sitting at home is some puppy chow
    I left it as I was fleeting
    Trying to get to the meeting
    I owe you guys a double batch... don't have a cow.
  20. ANIandAMIDALA4EVER Jedi Knight

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    Once there was a girl named Anna,
    She lived in the state of Indiana,
    She played the drums,
    and hung out with her chums,
    that called her Anna Banana.
  21. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    I thought with a whole new movie to work with that we could think up more ... like this one:

    There once was a Fett named Jango
    He could woo you with dancing the tango
    He had a clone for a son
    And a ship called Slave one
    Cause sonic charges won't fit in a durango
  22. Hoot Jedi Knight

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    Apr 27, 2002
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    There once was a trooper named Hoot
    Who had too much armor to boot
    His dad told him to pitch it
    Hoot wouldn't ditch it
    And he lived happily ever after with his A.B.S. plastic. :D


    I know, i suck :)
  23. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
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    A tall, skinny, gray girl, Taun We
    Was as polite as she could be
    Thought Obi Wan was super
    And showed him clone troopers
    Not realizing they were for Palpy.
  24. Xizor@TheView TFN Collecting, Former IK President

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    Clones,thet are great
    a big order cypha dias (sp) did make
    Arrive just in time
    The ships did stop on a dime
    Around the survivors a perimeter they did create

  25. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    Mar 11, 2000
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    There once was a man named Jango,
    Who's face looked like a wrecked Durango,
    Quarts of Jedi blood he did splatter
    Until Mace oversaw the matter
    And erased the place where his neck met his face.

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