Indi, IN Lymrick line-up

Okay... so I appoligize if I spelled "lymrick" wrong....

There were several of us chatting tonight, and something overcame me... the force willing me to write silly lymricks... who knows...

So here are the ones I came up with... please add any that you wish... just please keep it clean, there are youngin's here.



There once were the IndyKnights
They didn't like to start fights
Then one day
Puppy Chow went away
And now they'll knock out your lights!




There once was Ron, our Prez
He didn't look good in a fezz
He gawks at Padme's tummy
He thinks Erin Gray is yummy
And his head tips back for some pez.



There once was a girl named Cari
On a quest against eyebrows too hairy
She ate a pita and a carrot
And rambles like a ferret
So when she gets goofy, just be weary.



There once was a girl named AJ
She joined the group in our hayday
She's leader of the teens
And one of our queens
Hopefully we'll get to meet her someday.



There once was a girl named Dawn
She was never anyone's padawan
Her tupperware goes "burp"-ple
She hates sabers of purple
Cross her and she'll crush you like G.A. Thrawn







Edit: I forgot to add that this is not limited to members of the group... please feel free to lymric-asize anyone or anything in the Star Wars Universe....

 

There once was a jedi named yoda
He never got to drink soda
He often made soup
Out of swamp creature poop
And used mud to make his abode-a

 

out of poop!!

LMAO

 

lololololol

Reminds me of my failed attempt to get a IK haiku thread...when I get some time I'll contribute.

 

A dark handsome scoundrel named Han
Enjoyed cake much more than flan
He liked to fly fast
And bad guys to blast
And riding upon a tauntaun.

 

You are awesome with these! Keep it going Karen!

 

Way to give props to Han! He rules! Anyway:

There was a boy Anakin,
A big pod race he did win,
He made friends with the Queen,
If you know what I mean,
So later on they had twins!

Droids Artoo and Threepio,
Out into space they did go.
Artoo carries plans
While Threepio rants
And the two beat Imperial foes.

 

There once was a Bountyhunter named Fett
Who worked to get out of debt
When Vader said no disintegrations
Han went into hibernation
And now Leia is all upset





(yes I know I have a Fettish)

 

There once was an ewok named Wicket
Who froliked happily through the thicket
He met the lost princess
At her big hat he winces
And showed a stormtrooper where he could stick it.


(get it? he attacked the biker scout with his stick.... lol)

 

alright, so I was kinda in a dark mood last night when I thought of this one....


Luke's uncle and auntie are dead
They were burnt to a crisp as they fled
He'll be a Jedi
With that Obi-Wan guy
And take him much farther than Anchorhead.

 

There once was a man named Vader,
who was placed in a black respirator.
More machine than man,
he crushed necks with his hand.
The galaxy's most lethal mediator.


There once was a man named Ratts Tyrell,
who looked like a rat from hell.
A gutteral shriek,
his family did weep,
as his racing career didn't end so well.

 

A sidekick to Jabba the Hutt
Had skinny legs and a beer gut
Salacious Crum's
got some hot buns
When R2 zapped him in the butt.

 

There once was a Queen named Karen
who's dirty little trick she liked sharin
like the paper in the straw
so be careful you all
because she can be rather darin

 

Because you all know I love Obi-Wan:

There once was a man named Obi-Wan
Who's Padawan thought he wasn't much fun.
He went to a desert planet
And really wanted to tell Jar Jar to can it,
And got hung up on the comlink by Qui-Gon

 

There once was a guy named Nick,
He used to be bored as a stick,
He came to our forum,
and got ride of his boredom,
because for his girlfriend AJ he did pick.

 

There once was a group of fans
Who really didn't have any plans
So they thought what the hey
Let's get Celebration our way
Now voluteers will they be for all fans


As far as you can see
Yoda is 3 ft 3
Though he might be a bit short
He will retort
Purple sabres are for me

( Just for Dawn )

 

(okay, so these rhymes aren't exact.... give me a break, its 3am... lol)

There once was a holiday special
To watch the whole thing is a hastle
Luke's makeup was scarry
And that glazed-over Carrie
It should be send to the spice mines of Kessel.

 

Come on guys! Keep them coming!

 

How could I forget, I don't know how
But sitting at home is some puppy chow
I left it as I was fleeting
Trying to get to the meeting
I owe you guys a double batch... don't have a cow.

 

Once there was a girl named Anna,
She lived in the state of Indiana,
She played the drums,
and hung out with her chums,
that called her Anna Banana.

 

I thought with a whole new movie to work with that we could think up more ... like this one:

There once was a Fett named Jango
He could woo you with dancing the tango
He had a clone for a son
And a ship called Slave one
Cause sonic charges won't fit in a durango

 

There once was a trooper named Hoot
Who had too much armor to boot
His dad told him to pitch it
Hoot wouldn't ditch it
And he lived happily ever after with his A.B.S. plastic.


I know, i suck

 

A tall, skinny, gray girl, Taun We
Was as polite as she could be
Thought Obi Wan was super
And showed him clone troopers
Not realizing they were for Palpy.

 

Clones,thet are great
a big order cypha dias (sp) did make
Arrive just in time
The ships did stop on a dime
Around the survivors a perimeter they did create

 

There once was a man named Jango,
Who's face looked like a wrecked Durango,
Quarts of Jedi blood he did splatter
Until Mace oversaw the matter
And erased the place where his neck met his face.