Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by QUEEN-KARENDALA, Dec 18, 2001.
I hate reading poems in the morning
I think that they suck and are boring.
Good thing I didn't unlock and up my Indy Haiku thread then.
Thraken and Tk through the woods we went.
We came upon four chicks in a pop up tent.
They said they liked the Armor, what great luck.
We said, hey babes would you like to.....
I almost forgot that this is a PG forum.
*dies laughing* TK-616's such a grouch. But a happy grouch.
There once were these guys in white Armor,
Caught a Princess and swore not to harm her,
From the Man in the cape,
she managed to escape,
with a Scoundrel, shag carpet, and Farmer
Storm Troopers are white armor clad,
Nobody knows if they have a dad,
If each one's a clone,
Then each one's alone,
And maybe that's why the're all Bad.
OK. Let me try.
There once was a young man named Annie,
Whose fondness for Padme was spanning.
He fought for her love,
And by fate now wears gloves,
And makes it hard to goose the girl's fanny.
Luke sees Ben killed by Vader,
and wants to revenge him Later,
Falls from Bespin so grand,
after losing his hand,
then finds Leia's his Sis and can't Date Her.
okay TK-616... this one is for you
White armor covered this one dude
Who's postings can sometimes be rude
He likes hanging with friends
Until all the fun ends
Or til he's so drunk that he has spewed.
there is this guy by the name of whojedi
he steals your beer for he is so high
do not vote for someone like this
for he is just full of piss
VOTE Boba Binks for VP!!
Brought to you by the Binks Association.
Sulbulba's an ill tempered Dug,
He's mean but he just needs a hug,
Yelled Una Ungawa,
And pounded a Jawa,
Then burried him under the rug.
[Jon Lovitz's Version of Harvey Fierstein] I do just want a hug...is that soo wooooong?!! [/JLVoHF]
There once was a hardcore gangsta named Weequay,
Representin' the eastside of Mos Easlay',
Doing vibro-axe drive-bys
In a pimped-out skiff fly-bys
Until he OD'd on some bad spice and died.
I am the lamest cat here on the boards
People run away from me in hoards
I am such a dork
I eat soup with a fork
And frolic barefoot through the fjords.
Now, back to this fantastic thread!
There once was this fig named Sacul
That made everyone look like a fool
They all stood in line
The fig sold out in time
leaving fans in a puddle of drool
There once was a a girl named Corde
who loved her senator Padme
with an explosion to heaven
she was killed with R3-T7
and no longer got to amore