I remember this being played on an Internet radio station some time ago, but can't remember the station or who wrote the words. Can anyone recognize them? I have tried Googling, but nothing has come up. To the tune of "The Imperial March" (again, the lyrics are not mine, I did not write them, I simply remember them). We are the Empire We're big and we're mean We are Darth Vader's Destruction machine When we engage the Rebellion in war On the Rebellion [something] 'Til the last one is dead When we engage the Rebellion in war We strew the galaxy with gore 'Til the last one is dead [repeat, repeat] Does anyone know who wrote these?