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frickin frackin piece of filth snowboards server!

I happen to know that if it wasn't for a server going down last night we would be seeing the results of our latest round of mad libs right now! AAarrrrrggghhh!!!

Hopefully Thom will have a chance to post in the early evening...

Ah, well.

 

Early evening? No, don't think I'll be able to make it online in the early evening. How about mid-morning instead?

Sorry for the long delay... and now, here are the results.

Original quotes:
1) I can only PROTECT you. I can't FIGHT a WAR for you.
2) Imperial TROOPS have entered the BASE.
3) TK421, why aren't you at your POST?
4) This could be the CLUE we need to UNRAVEL the MYSTERY of the Sith.

JediGemini:
1) I can only fly you. I can't crush an ornament for you. (Then what good are you, Qui-Gon?)
2) Imperial blasters have entered the hair! (Gonna wash those Imps right outta my hair....)
3) Ernest, why aren't you at your binoculars? (Sorry, Vern, knowhutImean?)
4) This could be the tub we need to swim the piano of the Sith. (Darth Sidious plays the hits, live at the United Center.)

Mos Eisleian Radio:
1) I can only slap you. I can't eat a toaster for you. (I should hope not....)
2) Imperial fish have entered the hat! (Our first catch of the day!)
3) Olive, why aren't you at your puppet? (But Popeye....)
4) This could be the kiss we need to throw the cheek of the Sith. (Anyone wanting to kiss and throw Darth Maul's cheeks, line up to the right!)

JediJeff
1) I can only lick you. I can't bite a rabbit's foot for you. (Is it me, or is Qui-Gon getting progressively kinkier?)
2) Imperial baseball cards have entered the telescope! (and here I figured the Imps would be more into football....)
3) Pablo Picasso, why aren't you at your shoelace? (He's there, but only in an abstract sense.)
4) This could be the floor mat we need to thrust the duct tape of the Sith. (Always wipe your feet before thrusting....)

SteelLepp (welcome to the game!)
1) I can only drive you. I can't squeal a cow for you. (Now if he were in Wisconsin....)
2) Imperial candy has entered the hat! (That hat's getting all the good stuff.)
3) Carrie, why aren't you at your rug? (Wait, George, there's no rug scene between me and Jabba....)
4) This could be the sofa we need to crash the TV of the Sith. (It's perfect for hiding their remote!)

MaraJadeSkywalkerFF:
1) I can only unwrap you. I can't smile a present for you. (There goes Qui-Gon with the innuendo again....)
2) Imperial snow drifts have entered the egg nog! (Nutmeg works better.)
3) Santa Claus, why aren't you at your Christmas tree? (Darth Grinch took it.)
4) This could be the mistletoe we need to kiss the wreath of the Sith. (Maul and Sidious, sittin' in a tree....)

jedigal:
1) I can only pinch you. I can't listen to a boat for you. (That's it, QG is gonna lose a hand next time....)
2) Imperial ashes have entered the candle. (It's the Echo Base Crematorium.)
3) Le Penguin, why aren't you at your guitar? (Gotta hang lights for the show first.)
4) This could be the salt we need to wound the sunroof of the Sith. (The Sith Interceptor has a sunroof?)

and, finally, jedigal's guy (welcome!):
1) I can only lynch you. I can't eat an egg for you. (But they're hard-boiled, really! Now put that noose away....)
2) Imperial phones have entered the toe! (Now that's technology.)
3) Jedigal, why aren't you at your woman? (Well... moving along....)
4) This could be the paper we need to burn the car of the Sith. (Burn! Loot! Pillage! YEAH!)

Those were fun! Next?

Thom

 

All right, Stardreamer! You are the greatest. So glad I didn't have to wait.

So my guy wonders why I'm not "at" my woman? And it's him been keeping me from her!

The Sith sure seem to be taking up some interesting activities! And Qui-Gon! I'm wondering if he's a Jedi or a gigolo?

Who will be the next quote-picker on Mad Libs? Will jedigal have to draft someone? Will one of the other ST. LOUIS fans volunteer first? Will the St. Louis forum become self-supporting? Tune in periodically for answers to these and other fascinating questions on SW Mad Libs!

 

Ah, those were great, Thom!
Okay, so it's my turn.
Here goes.
I need:

1) Type of animal/verb/noun
2) name/adjective
3) noun/adjective/noun
4) verb/verb
5) verb/noun/noun

Okay, have fun.
JediGemini

 

Ah, those were great, Thom!
Okay, so it's my turn.
Here goes.
I need:

1) Type of animal/verb/noun
2) name/adjective
3) noun/adjective/noun
4) verb/verb
5) verb/noun/noun

Okay, have fun.
JediGemini

 

1) zebra/run/gun
2) Rufus T. Firefly/silly
3) mouse/smooth/book
4) turn/play
5) raise/screen/speaker

Phil

 

Here goes:

1)leopard, jumps, tree
2)Joe, smelly
3)grape, loud, sound
4)squash, mash
5)flex, muscle, mouth



Catch ya later,
Steve "Steel Lepp"

 

Aw, man! I missed one! Grr.

1) Llama!/spit/car
2) Elizabeth/stupid
3) ostrich/Sweet/continum transfunctoner
4) read/run
5) suck/bubble-wrap intergalatictic jumpsuit/Zoltan!


(sorry, I'm still laughing about Dude, Where's my Car)

 

1) bunny rabbit/dance/moonbeam
2) jedigal/ thoughtful
3) crayon/planetary/bratwurst
4) control/caress
5) bump/curtain/fire hydrant

 

well, thank goodness I didn't miss it!
I'll get some words picked out right away...

hm......

 

Ok, phew! Made it. (heh heh)

1. chicken / strike / terror
2. Mrs. Helfinger / wonderful
3. broom closet / white-winged / warrior
4. wrap up / fly
5. help / heart / criminal

 

So sad I missed the last one. I need to remeber to visit St. Louis more often.

1. wampa/caress/pinky toe
2. Dengar/silky
3. mist/hidden/mouth
4. remove/punish
5. alienate/noise/pussywillow

 

BAM!

1) titmouse/extend/tape gun
2) George McFly/smooth
3) refrigerator magnet/slick/carpet fiber
4) leaping/milking
5) drink/carbon paper/dandelion

 

Hey, I was getting a little worried here people! No one was responding for awhile and I thought no one else was gonna post. Only four responses is a little low! But now I have seven and they should be up by tonight.
MTFBWYA
JediGemini

 

Okay people, here are the original quotes:

1) ?Many BOTHANS DIED to bring us this INFORMATION.?

2) ?DARTH VADER. Only you could be so BOLD!?

3) ?My FATE will be no DIFFERENT than that of our PEOPLE.?

4) ?He BETRAYED and MURDERED your father.?

5) ?You once SERVED my FATHER in the CLONE wars.?

Okay, and here are the ?variations? of these quotes:

Mos Eisleian Radio:

1) Many ZEBRAS RUN to bring us this GUN. (Hey, it rhymes!)

2) RUFUS T. FIREFLY. Only you could be so SILLY!

3) My MOUSE will be no SMOOTH than that of our BOOK.

4) He TURN and PLAY your father.

5) You once RAISE my SCREEN in the SPEAKER Wars. (Now, what are you
implying, Phil?)

Steel Lepp:

1) Many LEOPARDS JUMP to bring us this TREE.

2) JOE. Only you could be so SMELLY!

3) My GRAPE will be no LOUD than that of our SOUND. (Makes sense. I guess)

4) He SQUASH and MASH your father. (?That?ll leave a mark?)

5) You once FLEX my MUSCLE in the MOUTH Wars. (Hmm... I?m sure that would
have been very interesting to wittness)

Darth Athena:

1) Many LLAMAS SPIT to bring us this CAR.

2) ELIZABETH. Only you could be so STUPID!

3) My OSTRICH will be no SWEET than that of our CONTINUM
TRANSFUNCTONER. (Continum Transfunctor...... Interesting. What does it do?)

4) He READ and RUN your father.

5) You once SUCK my BUBBLEWRAP in the INTERGLATICTIC JUMPSUIT
ZOLTAN! Wars. (Okay, this one had to be the most creative. Dude! Sweet!)

MaraJadeSkywalkerFF:

1) Many BUNNY RABBITS DANCE to bring us this MOONBEAM.

2) JEDIGAL. Only you could be so THOUGHTFUL! (And this one is the most true)

3) My CRAYON will be no PLANETARY than that of our BRATWURST. (Planetary.
Will it ever end?)

4) He CONTROL and CARESS your father. (Okay, I knew there was something more
going on than we saw in Star Wars)

5) You once BUMP my CURTAIN in the FIRE HYDRANT Wars.

jedigal:

1) Many CHICKEN STRIKE to bring us this TERROR. (I?d be afraid of attacking
chickens, too)

2) MRS. HELFINGER. Only you could be so WONDERFUL! (Awww)

3) My BROOM CLOSET will be no WHITE-WINGED than that of our WARRIOR.

4) He WRAP UP and FLY your father.

5) You once HELP my HEART in the CRIMINAL Wars. (Another, Awww)

Bobbafemme:

1) Many WAMPA CARESS to bring us this PINKY TOE. (Caressing for Wampas is
probably ripping off your pinky toe)

2) DENGAR. Only you could be so SILKY! (He sure doesn?t look like it)

3) My MIST will be no HIDDEN than that of our MOUTH. (What?s up with the mouths
people? Guess you?re all just aurally fixated. )

4) He REMOVE and PUNISH your father.

5) You once ALIENATE my NOISE in the PUSSYWILLOW Wars.

JediJeff13:

1) Many TITMOUSE EXTEND to bring us this TAPEGUN. (I really don?t wanna know
what you were thinking when you wrote this)

2) GEORGE MCFLY. Only you could be so SMOOTH! (You know something we
don?t, Jeff?)

3) My REFRIGERATOR MAGNET will be no SLICK than that of our CARPET
FIBER.

4) He LEAPING and MILKING your father. (Again, what was really going on when the
camera was not on Vader)

5) You once DRINK my CARBON PAPER in the DANDELION Wars.

Okay, that?s it. And I had a lot of fun!

Okay, who?s turn now?

 

I am fairly new to the fan board, but not to TFN forums...anyway, I thought i would pose a new set of libs, if that is ok....here you guys go:

1. adjective/noun
2. noun/name
3. place/past-tense verb/noun
4. plural noun/noun
5. noun/plural noun

J

 

1) tasty/hamburger
2) beer/Eddie
3) Wisconsin/sent/duck butter
4) fingers/chromosome
5) apartment/squirrels

Phil

 

I got rhythm.....

1)stiff/wristwatch
2)envelope/Mork from Ork
3)Bora Bora/dropped/moving van
4)bastards/pony tail
5)grocery bag/donuts

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......donuts.

 

1. pink/eraser
2. ladder/Zoltan
3. Bed/kissed/llama
4. drink boxes/mouse
5. burner/magazines

 

Okay, here goes:

1. original/bamboo
2. potato chip/MoJo JoJo
3. backseat/vacated/shoe
4. scissors/chip clip
5. plug/headbands

 

All right, 1 8-Hundred!! Way to jump in there and participate! Not just a joiner, but a leader. Phew. Now I will rest a little easier in the belief that St. Louis really WILL have our own FF chapter someday.

Anyway....

1. guilty/coffin
2. vampire/Xmaveric
3. The Landing/served/pleasure
4. zombies/significant other
5. ghouls/daylight

 

1. weak/hand
2. blaster/Zuckuss
3. Jabba's Palace/wept/fluid
4. meerkats/thistle
5. stench/ Tauntauns

 

1. smelly/pocket
2. pickle/Bobafemme
3. Toys R Us/danced/cartoon
4. monkeys/fruit punch
5. door knob/amphibians

 

Oh sure Mara - when they ask for a name, you pick someone. But me - I'm just a noun to you.

http://genxtvland.simplenet.com/SchoolHouseRock/songs/noun.ram

 

Here goes:

1) terrible/gum
2) shoe/Jorge
3) San Diego/ran/police
4) crabs/shell
5) dolphin/sharks