St. Lou, MO M A D (yes we are) L I B S live!!

Oh, those were fun! Didn't know I had such a place in my heart for rotary engines, did you?

BTW, this post marks the St. Louis boards first three-digit post count for a topic. Congrats!

Thom

 

Oh, just bumping up, in case anyone wants to set us up for another round.

 

It's been over a month since we've had a good round of Mad Libs here.

Oh my goodness! Heavens to Betsy! Heck in a handbasket! You don't say!

Yes, I ****DO**** say! And it's tragic!

(Speaking of tragic, I've noted the general absence of Stardreamer's presence (a regular participant in Mad Libs) on the forums in general. Hmmm?.. hope it's only computer trouble or vacation or something like that?)

AN-Y-WAY
it's past time to go around again. I'll host this one:

Give me:
1. a Verb that can also be a N (example - FIT: This shirt FITS. - verb - That's a tight FIT. - noun); any old Noun
2. Noun, Noun, Adjective, Noun
3. plural Noun, Verb
4. Verb, plural Noun, Adjective, Noun, Adjective, Noun

Allus playen da Mad Libs now, okeyday?!!!

 

1) watch, calendar
2) book, radio, sleek, photograph
3) bottles, bite
4) pump, dictionaries, heavy, box, dusty, shirt

Phil

 

1. dance, porcupine
2. strawberry, lint brush, frumpy, toenail clipper
3. elves, somersault
4. throw, cranberries, funky, screwdriver, loud, salsa

 

1. fly, cobra
2. shotgun, suitcase, wet, battery
3. ducks, run
4. fall, bowling balls, delicious, baseball, bitter, airplane

 

1) drink, cup
2) virgin, cat, fluffy, vacation
3) sheep, float
4) nibble, shoes, grungy, Mothra, sticky, radio

 

1) jam, cart
2) beach, ball, round, sand
3) cars, jump
4) carry, cards, shapely, dog, nervous, CD


Catch ya later

 

Anybody else?

 

I'm coming! I'm coming!

1. cover, arsenal
2. microphone, knob, glow, filament
3. ice skates, costume, glide
4. hush, babies, cranky, bottle, cute, rattle

 

Well, I couldn't wait any longer, so here goes:


Original Quotes
1. There'll be no ESCAPE for the PRINCESS this time.
2. The DEATH STAR plans are not in the MAIN COMPUTER.
3. Where are those TRANSMISSIONS you INTERCEPTED?
4. We INTERCEPTED no TRANSMISSIONS. This is a CONSULAR SHIP. We are on a DIPLOMATIC MISSION.


Now yours:
(P.S. - I left off the editorial comments. I think these speak for themselves...)


Mos Eisleian Radio
1) There'll be no WATCH for the CALENDAR this time.
2) The BOOK RADIO plans are not in the SLEEK PHOTOGRAPH.
3) Where are those BOTTLES you BIT?
4) We PUMPED no DICTIONARIES. This is a HEAVY BOX. We are on a DUSTY SHIRT.

MaraJadeSkywalkerFF
1. There'll be no DANCE for the PORCUPINE this time.
2. The STRAWBERRY LINT BRUSH plans are not in the FRUMPY TOENAIL CLIPPER.
3. Where are those ELVES you SOMERSAULTED?
4. We THREW no CRANBERRIES. This is a FUNKY SCREWDRIVER. We are on a LOUD SALSA.

JawaChef
1. There'll be no FLY for the COBRA this time.
2. The SHOTGUN SUITCASE plans are not in the WET BATTERY.
3. Where are those DUCKS you RAN?
4. We FELL no BOWLING BALLS. This is a DELICIOUS BASEBALL. We are on a BITTER AIRPLANE.

Stardreamer
1) There'll be no DRINK for the CUP this time.
2) The VIRGIN CAT plans are not in the FLUFFY VACATION.
3) Where are those SHEEP you FLOATED?
4) We NIBBLED no SHOES. This is a GRUNGY MOTHRA. We are on a STICKY RADIO.

SteelLepp
1) There'll be no JAM for the CART this time.
2) The BEACH BALL plans are not in the ROUND SAND.
3) Where are those CARS you JUMPED?
4) We CARRIED no CARDS. This is a SHAPELY DOG. We are on a NERVOUS CD.

JediGemini
1. There'll be no COVER for the ARSENAL this time.
2. The MICROPHONE KNOB plans are not in the GLOW FILAMENT.
3. Where are those ICE SKATES you COSTUMED?
4. We HUSHED no BABIES. This is a CRANKY BOTTLE. We are on a CUTE RATTLE.

 

LOL, Steph! Those are hilarious! I especially enjoyed Mara's choice of words...

 

I know, JediGemini. It's so sad that the porcupine will be denied a dance.

Phil

 

Yes, it's that time again! Time for another round of
STAR WARS MAD LIBS!!!!

(And no, I don't mind always hosting, never playing. B/c I'm such a kind, generous person. Okay, actually, I'm lying... but hosting is better than nothing.)
So here goes...

Give me:
1) adjective, noun, noun
2) name, noun, title (like Mister or Miss or Senator or Sir or Duke or Professor - you know, a polite word you stick in front of someone's name)
3) name, verb, adjective
4) noun, adjective

I'm not gonna wait TOO long before I post results, b/c I've got other quotes a-waitin'... So get on in while the gettin's good.

 

1) smelly, keyboard, hat
2) Timmy, wheelchair, Captain
3) Larry, type, small
4) toy, informative

 

1) tall, gas cap, fingernail
2) Lassie, battery, Doctor
3) Nick Zacherl, sucks, large
4) window pane, delightful

 

1. crispy, cheesecake, spaceport
2. Wicket, iced tea, president
3. Nelly, swim, hot
4. pilot, afraid

 

1) purple, people-eater, teeth
2) Bob-the-Tomato, sqaush, The Honorary Bishop of the Woods
3) Larry the Cucumber, singing, silly
4) Boba Fett Pez Dispenser, polky

 

1) hypnotic, cheese, ketchup
2) Jo, engine, Dame
3) Bonita, gesture, erratic
4) wand, flourescent

 

FYI, players:

http://www.madlibs.org

Just got that in an email newletter this morning.

 

1) surly, dog, cat
2) Ralph, gum, Junior
3) Nelson, laugh, quickly
4) house, dull


Catch ya later,
Steve

 

Ok, I said I wouldn't wait TOOOO long, so here they are:

Original Quotes:
1)  If this is a CONSULAR SHIP, where is the AMBASSADOR?
2)  Inform LORD VADER we have a PRISONER.
3)  DARTH VADER, I should have KNOWN.  Only you could be so BOLD.
4)  Don't play GAMES with me, Your HIGHness.

I don't think #3 worked out all that well, but the rest were ok...

Mos Eisleian Radio
1)  If this is a SMELLY KEYBOARD, where is the HAT?   ***Um... on top of the smelly monitor?
2)  Inform CAPTAIN TIMMY we have a WHEELCHAIR.   ***Oooh, I'm sure Captain Tiimmy will be real impressed by that.  What'd you do, ambush someone leaving the hospital?
3)  LARRY, I should have TYPED.  Only you could be so SMALL.   ***Don't ask me!
4)  Don't play TOYS with me, Your INFORMATIVE-ness.   ***I won't play toys until you stop chattering.

JediJeff13
1)  If this is a TALL GAS CAP, where is the FINGERNAIL?   ***Buried under the floorboards with the rest of the body?
2)  Inform DOCTOR LASSIE we have a BATTERY.   ***Oooh, sounds like a scene from Re-Animator.
3)  NICK ZACHERL, I should have SUCKED.  Only you could be so LARGE.   ***That's our JJ, mind in the gutter, as usual...
4)  Don't play WINDOW PANES with me, Your DELIGHTFUL-ness.   ***Yeah.  I like you the way you are, opaque.

JawaChef
1)  If this is a CRISPY CHEESECAKE, where is the SPACEPORT?   ***Mt. St. Wisconsin?
2)  Inform PRESIDENT WICKET we have ICED TEA.   ***That'll go great with the cheesecake.
3)  NELLY, I should have SWAM.  Only you could be so HOT.   ***Chef, I didn't know you dived in from both sides of the pool!
4)  Don't play PILOT with me, Your AFRAID-ness.   ***Or else, see that asteroid field?

Darth Athena
1)  If this is a PURPLE PEOPLE-EATER, where are the TEETH?   ***There aren't any.  It's gonna gum you to death.  Muahahaha
2)  Inform THE HONORARY BISHOP OF THE WOODS, BOB-THE-TOMATO, we have SQUASH.   ***It must of be a "Vegetables That Are Really Fruits" convention.
3)  LARRY THE CUCUMBER, I should have SUNG.  Only you could be so SILLY.   ***Right. You singing to Larry the Cucumber wouldn't be silly a-t  a-l-l   !!!
4)  Don't play BOBA FETT PEZ DISPENSER with me, Your POLKY-ness.   ***It would help if I knew what "polky" meant. But no matter what, I bet BobaFemme would l-o-v-e to play Boba Fett Pez Dispenser.

JediGemini
1)  If this is a HYPNOTIC CHEESE, where is the KETCHUP?   ***When I snap my fingers, you won't need ketchup.
2)  Inform DAME JO we have an ENGINE.   ***Sorry, I don't think I should say what I'm thinking...
3)  BONITA, I should have GESTURED.  Only you could be so ERRATIC.   ***And what gesture would that be?
4)  Don't play WANDS with me, Your FLUORESCENT-ness.   ***And why not?  My wand is bigger than yours.

SteelLepp
1)  If this is a SURLY DOG, where is the CAT?   ***Fine, fine, always blaming the cat!
2)  Inform JUNIOR RALPH we have GUM.   ***Senior Ralph won't like it unless it's Sugar-Free!
3)  NELSON, I should have LAUGHED.  Only you could be so QUICK.   ***That's unfortunate, but it's still not nice to laugh.
4)  Don't play HOUSE with me, Your DULL-ness.   ***Let's play doctor instead!  That's not dull.

 

Next round:
(It will include at least Sat, Sun, Mon, and Tues)

1) noun, group of people (noun), adjective, place
2) noun, noun, noun
3) verb, verb, noun
4) emotion (noun), group of people (noun), verb

 

Well, of course, Timmy will be excited that they found a wheelchair. Don't you watch South Park? "Timmy!"

Phil

 

LOL!

1) strobe light, N'Sync Fans, corrupt, swamp
2) beard, marshmallow, stick
3) breathe, shake, finger
4) ecstatic, marine, dance