Sac, CA Mad Libs ... Star Wars style ....

Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Lord_Darth_Vader, Dec 1, 2004.

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  1. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok, I saw this over in the Star Wars JC and thought it would be cool to start it here...


    Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

    Here's the rules (very simple):

    First person posts a line from the movies.

    Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

    Second person posts a line from the movies.

    Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
    And so on. . .


    Here is an example, so you can better understand.


    BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

    LUKE: What! You've got to be kidding me, you senile sand monkey! Point of view my butt!


    Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

    *****************************************************

    EXAMPLE:

    first person post - Something just flew passed my leg

    second person post - I was aiming for your crouch!

    NEXT

    That's no moon, it's a space station

    *****************************************************

    Ok. . .



    First line:


    You call that a diplomatic solution?
  2. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

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    Hahah! This sounds fun!

    No, I call that kicking the crap outta the guys trying to KILL us!

    Edit: ahh...see I wasn't sure about that..it sounded a bit like the next person to post would put the next line..but that doesn't make sense...

    Edit #2: ohh...from the SAME movie...can you tell it's time for Hawkie to give up and go to bed?

    Anakin: You're generalizing. The chancellor doesn't seem corrupt.
  3. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    ok cool, but you need to place a second line from the movie under that respopnse Tionne, so the next person can repsond to it
  4. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    From tionnehawk above ^^

    "You're generalizing. The chancellor doesn't seem corrupt."

    Yeah, and Sadam is Tinker Bell!


    NEXT


    That's no moon, it's a space station
  5. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Han: No that's Jabba's volleyball and if I return it to him I can collect the reward and pay off my debt.


    NEXT:

    I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
  6. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    I did that once. It was weird
  7. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!"

    "Well then let me whip out my Wookie!"
    *Pulls a picture of Chewy from his wallet.


    "That's some short cut, He went completely the other way!"



  8. Jedi_Satimber Jedi Grand Master

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    That's because he saw your ugly mugshot on the wall.



    Han, why did you have to blast poor Greedo?
  9. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Because I SHOT FIRST!!!

    NEXT:

    Echo 3 to Echo 7, Han old buddy do you read me?
  10. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Uhhhhhh Han's not in right now, so if you leave your name and number, he will get back to you...


    NEXT


    I have a very bad feeling about this
  11. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    "I have a very bad feeling about this"

    "Han I told you not to eat at that dildonian Taco Stand"



    next:

    "We will deal with your Rebel Friends soon enough."
  12. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    So get the whips, chains and leather teddies ready

    NEXT

    See through you, we can
  13. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    I always knew you were a dirty old whatever you are Yoda!


    NEXT:

    I hate sand
  14. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Especially when it gets between my butt cheeks


    NEXT


    He's no good to me dead
  15. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 28, 2004
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    but lobotomized is fine


    NEXT:

    I am not a committee!
  16. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Not true, your a commitie of 1.

    Next: I am you father
  17. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 28, 2004
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    What? But but but you breastfed me!


    Next:

    Don't fail me again

  18. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Oops, I just failed in my pants!


    NEXT


    I'm sorry, sir, but he appears to have picked up a slight flutter
  19. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Well it looks like he is doing the Macarena.

    NEXT:

    This is such a drag
  20. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    "This is such a drag "

    Obi wan:
    "Threepio take off Padme's Dress!"


    "I've just made a deal that will keep the empire out of here forever."



    *on a side note: I watched the classic flick The Out of Towners last night (not that poopy remake) and Lando is in it!! He's really young and has a crew cut fade hairdo going on...crazy.
  21. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    "I've just made a deal that will keep the empire out of here forever."

    Monty Hall - That's right, its the cast of Star Wars today on Let's Make a Deal!!!


    NEXT:

    They are for sale
  22. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Good. I by all of Padme's things for $400.

    NEXT:
    Help me Obi-Wan Kenobie, your my only hope.
  23. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Then you are in a whole lot of trouble princess!

    NEXT

    This will be a day long remembered
  24. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    "This will be a day long remembered"

    Bush was relected, then felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


    NEXT:

    "Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time."
  25. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    looks over at orderlies, thinking to himself, **sigh** the alzheimer's is picking up



    NEXT


    I Have you now
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