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Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Lord_Darth_Vader, Dec 1, 2004.

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  1. Dark_Lady_Jada

    Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Knight star 5

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    Because I want to be just like my Dad! You know, the Dark Lord of the Sith! Big guy, black suit, heavy breathing!



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    Its supposed to be cold!
     
  2. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yet when Padme's around I'm burning up. Wow!

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    Your thoughts dwel on your mother.
     
  3. qui-gundi_15

    qui-gundi_15 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    actually these thoughts are about your mother.

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    this weapon is your life!!
     
  4. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No its not. Padme in liea's slave girl outfit is my life.

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    Chewie is that you
     
  5. Dark_Lady_Jada

    Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Knight star 5

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    No! It's Bea Arthur!

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    R2, what are you doing here?
     
  6. TionneHawk

    TionneHawk Jedi Knight star 5

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    beep beep boop beep buzz (moonlighting as a stripper of course!)

    Next: Why would Imperial Troops want to slaughter Jawas?
     
  7. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Told you before. They were upset about lossing the poker game.

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    No. I don't like you either
     
  8. qui-gundi_15

    qui-gundi_15 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well thats a shame becuase your mom and i seemed to get along well last night.

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    what if he doesn't survive.
     
  9. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh come on. Your mother is not that fat. She won't crush him durring sex.

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    Thats what I'm afraid of.
     
  10. Dark_Lady_Jada

    Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Knight star 5

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    You're afraid of the Easter Bunny?

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    Mine! Or I will help you not!
     
  11. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Good I don't want your help ya stupid.... thing. You look like Miss Pigggies son.

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    Yoda, you seek Yoda.
     
  12. Dark_Lady_Jada

    Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Knight star 5

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    Actually I was looking for Yogurt, This Can't Be Yogurt. Directions?

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    You look tired
     
  13. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thats why I won't do it with you.

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    I'm not afraid
     
  14. TionneHawk

    TionneHawk Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hah! By the time I'm done with you, you'll need a new set of underwear.

    Next: Cover me Porkins.
     
  15. Dark_Lady_Jada

    Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Knight star 5

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    In what? The curtains?

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    Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived
     
  16. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I can't. Vader already killed him.

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    He will joing us or die, master
     
  17. Deadpool

    Deadpool Jedi Youngling star 4

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    "He will joing us or die, master"

    Lord Vader I have killed your speach therapist.


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    It appears they believe I'm some sort of god.
     
  18. Dark_Lady_Jada

    Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Knight star 5

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    And it appears you are also delusional!

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    Chewie, is that you?
     
  19. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No you hillusinating. Its just a big walking carpet! Yes its me.

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    Vader's on that ship
     
  20. TionneHawk

    TionneHawk Jedi Knight star 5

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    You're kidding? Oooh oooh ooooh! I have to get his autograph!

    Next: Where are you taking this...thing?
     
  21. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Straight to your moma's *^*&

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    No, try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
     
  22. TionneHawk

    TionneHawk Jedi Knight star 5

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    <Luke whine> But I can't do it! </Luke whine>

    Next: Do you remember your mother?
     
  23. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No. But I remember how great your mom was last night.

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    Fearis the path to the dark side?
     
  24. Master_Jedi_Cecil

    Master_Jedi_Cecil Jedi Youngling star 1

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    and the yellow-brick road leads to the emerald city!!!

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    So what I told you is true, from a certain point of view.
     
  25. outrider462004

    outrider462004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Shut up Obi. You lied to me enough already.

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    Luke, pull up!
     
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