Sac, CA Mad Libs ... Star Wars style ....

and when i get you i'm going to give you a spanking young man.






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i can't leave you here i've got to save you!

 

Save me? Who do you think you are? Do you have a messiah complex or something?



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Look at the size of that thing!

 

its big, but not bigger than mine




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obi-wan never told you what happend to your father.

 

Nice try but I already know about the time my father spent as Jabba's slave boy


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He's the brains, sweetheart

 

And that really isn't saying much, so we're screwed.



"I used to live here you know"

 

In this dump?


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I feel a disturbance in the Force

 

"Oh, sorry, that was me. Had some bad Correllian food last night."


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"At last we have the mighty Chewbacca"

 

Lets get out the electric razors and see what's under the fir!!!!


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Where are you taking ... this thing?

 

to give him a flea bath


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You assume too much

 

Oh ho ho, you know what assume means!!?


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I've decided that we shall stay here

 

And if you were in charge of making decisions that would be dandy but since you aren't your idea is vetod, nulled, void.

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Are you an angel?












Oh ho ho, you not what assume means!!?

sense makes this does not

 

That's what your mom said last night



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I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee





"sense makes this does not"

Oh shut up

 

That's not what you said last night


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We are now part of the tribe










oh shut up

3P0: Shutting up sir

 

The thing is that we have to sacrifice R2.

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What an encredible smell uv discovered

 

yep made it myself


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It could be worse

 

only if Jar Jar doesn't get killed in EP3


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I'm a nice man

 

yea when your were young and sexy, not old and retarded.

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Luke, I am your FATHER!

 

then it's true, I am a *******!!


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Pull her up, Chewie, let's get out of here!

 

[Chewie internal dialogue]Why do I have to pull her up? Why does he get to order me around? Screw the life debt! I'm getting me a Corellian whiskey![/Chewie internal dialogue]

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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

 

Either way it stinks

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No, I don't think he likes you at all

 

Damn, i need a better bikini...

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You will find your place young one.

 

Don't give me that bull ****. I know you.

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Whosa are yousa

 

...You know you were the only bad party of the movie, right?..

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This weapon is your life!

 

And all this time I thought dancing the lambada was my life


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These aren't the droids you're looking for

 

And once you hand it over, you'll never know what hit ya.

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You are reckless.