Sac, CA Mad Libs ... Star Wars style ....

Not really, there is a big bomb on your back that is about to go off. Ha ha ha ha.

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You've doon well Lord Vader.

 

I'm so glad you like my new tap dancing routine!

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Commence primary ignition

 

I've told you for the last time, you gave me the wrong key.

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Fire at will commander.

 

What did Will ever do to you???

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Just hold them off for a few seconds

 

Whats so damn important that they have to held off for a few seconds?

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Powerful you have becoms Dooku, the darkside I cense in you.

 

Really it was just the hotdog I had for lunch repeating on me.

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We're doomed!

 

Yea...we are....just like that one time chewbacca ate too many freakin breakfast burritos...i never ran as fast in my ENTIRE LIFE!

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Then I am a Jedi.

 

We are??????????????????

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Sire the possiblity of successfuly navigating an asteroid field is approximitly 3,720 to 1.

 

Yeah but can you calculate the odds of me getting it on with the Princess?


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R2D2 it is you, it is you!

 

This is not the droid you are looking for.

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What are you afraid of?

 

The big bad wolf, the dark, rattlesnakes in the dark, sharks, oh wait, you didn't want a personal response . . .

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My, you've grown

 

i may have grown on the outside but on the inside i am still a sad scared little girl.




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so you call this a diplotmatic soulution?

 

No! I call this Stormtroopers on ice!

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Bring me the hydrospanner

 

Huh?????????????

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where is R2 when I need him?

 

oh, hes just having fun plugging into random computer ports

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I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.

 

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.

"Lets play Candyland instead!"

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"Get clear Wedge you can't do anymore good back there"

 

Good. I hate this view anyways.

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So be it......Jedi

 

So be, So be, So be, So be . . . whisper words of the Force, So be it, Jedi.



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What about that tower?

 

Accualy that would be a good place to jump off of.

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Use the force Luke

 

Yea no kidding Ben, Taco Bell food is the WORST!

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You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

 

Isn't it that bird that died around the turn of the century?

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Would it help if I got out and pushed?

 

yeah, you push and I will slam it in reverse


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She's rich

 

Her name is Rich? I hope she's not a ****.

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I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

 

Simple. Climb.

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That is why you fail.

 

"That is why you fail."

"and now if you'll open your S.A.T. packets up to page one."


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"You are a protocol droid are you not?"