Sac, CA Mad Libs ... Star Wars style ....

Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Lord_Darth_Vader, Dec 1, 2004.

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  1. qui-gundi_15 Jedi Master

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    Jan 22, 2003
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    oh no not again, last experience i had with a probe droid somthing got stuck where i didn't want it.



    next:
    i see you have constructed a new lightsaber.
  2. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    Yup yup, ain't it purrrdy? A big Pink blade too!

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    Fly casual
  3. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    but Dress Formal

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    He's no good to me dead
  4. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    Sounds like a personal problem

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    As you wish
  5. qui-gundi_15 Jedi Master

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    Jan 22, 2003
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    but to warn you, these nipple clamps really hurt.




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    judge me by my size do you.
  6. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Dude, she told me you said that to her last night


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    I have you now
  7. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    that's what you think

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    You will be, you will be
  8. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Will be what? THATS WHAT YOU DON'T TELL ME. DAMN YOU.

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    Meditate on that I will
  9. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Meditate this!

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    Estimated time to firing range, fifteen minutes
  10. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    I don't have that long.

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    Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
  11. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    [kid]May the frogs be with you[/kid]*

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    Lost a planet Master Obiwan has





    *true story - I was teaching tonight and after class one of the participant's kids said that [face_laugh]
  12. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Just shut up yoda and take me there, alright.

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    Leia, do you rember your mother?
  13. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, she was a floozy, strutting around the galaxy.

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    The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.
  14. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    Well what about the laptop? Hmm? Did you think about checking that? Do I have to think of everything?

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    Now let's blow this thing and go home!
  15. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    "Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

    And thus began the wonderful working relationship between Jena Jamison and Lucasfilm. The x-mas holiday special party would never be the same.

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    "20,00 no less"


  16. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    I told you I meant $20

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    At last we have the mighty Chewbaca
  17. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Now somebody get some clippers and shave that thing!!!


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    Loud and clear kid
  18. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    (Shouting)OK....I... LIVE....AT....2..2...1...b...BAKERR...STREET.

    Next: Hello there
  19. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    Hello There

    "Hi I'm from the church of latter day death droids can I interest you in our booklet titled: Kill All Humans?"

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    "TK-421 why aren;t you at your post?"



  20. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    [/i]TK-421 sits at the controls of the Millenium Falcon pretending he's the most famous smuggler in the galaxy[/i]


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    You assume to much.
  21. qui-gundi_15 Jedi Master

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    Jan 22, 2003
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    and besides my underwear color is none of your concern.




    next:
    you may dipence with the presentries commander.
  22. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    Fine you windbaggedness


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    Don't get cocky
  23. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    Cocky's my middle name


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    Terminate her, imediately.
  24. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Who am I, the Governator?

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    We could keep it a secret.
  25. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    I could but everybody knows you, Anakin. You'd blab it to the entire Jedi Temple now wouldn't you.

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    Then I'll see you in hell

















    Cocky's my middle name

    I always wondered what your middle name was ;)
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