Mad Libs ... Star Wars style ....

Discussion in 'Sacramento, CA' started by Lord_Darth_Vader, Dec 1, 2004.

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  1. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Sorry but I already ahave a pass to get into heaven.

    Next:
    You will go to the Degobah system
  2. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    So I hang a right at Yavin and go a few parsecs until I see a big swamp planet, right?

    NEXT:

    And then you're as good as gone.
  3. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Who's going before me?

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    Your skills are complete
  4. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    Then why the hell am I stil here, hanging out with your old ***!

    NEXT


    Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler!
  5. qui-gundi_15 Jedi Master

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    Jan 22, 2003
    star 4
    you lied about drinking my last beer all those years ago.




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    your cofidence will be your undoing.
  6. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    How can that be, I have none.

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    Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerfhearder.
  7. Deadpool Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    "Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerfhearder."

    "whoa calm down Princess. I guess it's good thing you never found out I pooped in the litter box, now go on give your brother a big sloppy kiss you backward intersteller hick"

    NEXT

    "Must have had a self destruct I didn't hit it that hard"




  8. ShasaWaterwalker Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 18, 2003
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    Yeah yeah.. that's what they all say... you wanted us to get caught!


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    That is why you fail.
  9. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Ah *d#@493659

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    That face you make, look I so old to your eyes?
  10. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    No! It's the stew. Why the hell did you use so much pepper?


    NEXT:

    What are you looking at? I know what I'm doing.
  11. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    Do you?


    NEXT

    Quickly, they're on the move
  12. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    Darnit! I hate when they bantas pretend they are bulls in Barcelona and go charging through the streets of Mos Eisley!

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    What took you so long?
  13. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    I had a date with Padme. And what a date it was.

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    Will he finish what he begins
  14. Skywalkers_Wingman Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 2, 2005
    No, but don't tell him that, it'll crush his confidence.

    Next: Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?
  15. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    That's right! Place your bets on the next race! 2 fighters against a Star Destroyer! Can't bet those odds!


    NEXT:

    Never tell me the odds
  16. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Hell no. I tell you the damn odds if I want.

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    Watch this.
  17. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    Still watching

    NEXT

    What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?
  18. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Well if its Padme, alot of good.

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    Are you sure, I've gott no reading
  19. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    That's because your holding it upside down.

    And because I can't help myself, from the Muppets SW show:

    "Who's your tailor?"
  20. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    I am my own Tailer.(I don't remember that in Star Wars)

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    Mesa called Jar Jar Binks
  21. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    And Mesa called Bar Bar Drinks! 8-}

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    Take care of yourself







    [that line was from the Muppets Stars of Star Wars]
  22. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Don't tell me that. Now something will happen to me. Thanks alot.


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    Be careful


    (I did not know that. I didn't know it counted. In fact I never saw it.)
  23. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 13, 2001
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    I know, I know I won't forget to lift the seat this time.

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    Father, please!!
  24. Dark_Lady_Jada Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2004
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    No Luke! I told you once and I'll tell you again! You may not fly my shuttle until I'm dead!

    NEXT:

    You'll be dead!















    I know, I know I won't forget to lift the seat this time.

    See LDV! You are secretly a member of the Fecal Force. You just need to stop denying it. :p
  25. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    Oct 31, 2004
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    Well if you die with me it will be heaven.

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    Wasa de doing?
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