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FF:SA mail order Husband

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by beezel26, May 2, 2005.

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  1. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    thats right ladies. I have found a rather cheap way to get to your locality. yes I am going to be a Mail order husband.

    But before you purchase me for the grand total of a plane ticket from NY, and a permanent visa for $2600 Australian dollars ask your self. Whats he got that an a regular Aussie guy has.

    Well I can cook. And not just any cook. but I can good.
    I can also clean, do the dishes, take out the trash and even Mow the lawn. Yes, I can do these things because I have lived by myself for five years. I am capable. And theres more. I dont mind giving my paycheck to you every week to spend it on whatever you want. Plus I can work on cars. Thats right. NO more problems with mechanics because I am one.

    And ladies I dont need much. Just a bed and bathroom and a kitchen to cook my culinary delights for you ladies.

    So what will it be. Do you want me to be your Mail order husband.

    Dont wait, PM me now.
  2. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2004
    star 5
    That's a relief. I thought you might have been selling a kidney or something to raise funds. :)
  3. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    LOL!! Well done Beez but maybe you should widen your horizons, try the oceania threads as well!!!
  4. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    I dont know about that one.

    I might get publicly mocked.

    There a bit on the brutal side over there.

  5. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    But I doubt anyone here is going to take up your offer as almost all the ladies here are taken! And so much as I think you're great, I'm not about to leave Justifier and empty his bank account to get you here! :p
  6. TK1571 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2003
    star 5
    Nice try Beezel :D

    Like AD said you wont have much luck here :( but you are welcome to join the Lonely hearts table over at the Meanders Inn

    Just ask at the counter, we down the basement :p
  7. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    what you have never heard of Polyandry.

    You know I am not being serious right.

    I dont plan on doing this.

    but your offer to put it on the Oceania boards would seem kinda fun.

  8. TK1571 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2003
    star 5
    Do it.... Do it....

    just to see the reaction :D
  9. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    You know I wasn't 100% sure, so I figured I'd best tread carefully...but since you aren't, go try the oceania! LOL!!
  10. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    Its away. ANd if anyone says anything bad I told them you put me up to it.

  11. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
  12. TYKEN_BLADE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 30, 2004
    star 4
    But what if it's a man who wants to buy you?
  13. MsWinter Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 10, 2005
    star 4
    ah yeah....Tyken, you're beginning to worry me...oh wait - that happened years ago!!! lol :D

    hey Beez!!

    I don't know who you've been talking to, but Aussie men can do all that AND MORE!!! I have a wonderful guy who can cook, clean (when he wants to), and does all of the stuff listed, along with being caring, sharing, sensitive and the most wonderful guy alive....

    so, as for your mail order thing - ah...nah.

    I got me a good Aussie guy who I wouldn't leave for the world, and vice versa.

    :D
  14. evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 7
    You can have my Mrs......
    As long as I get the cooking....
  15. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2005
    star 5
    all I want to know is are you going to buy one of our soon to be available SAFF polo shirts ?? Limited edition, going fast, check out the thread & make your decision. You won't regret purchasing one.
  16. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    Evil your offer sounds intriguing.

    lets talk.

    and MS, not sure about the polo. The problem for me is the shipping is expensive.

    its probably twice the cost of the shirt.
  17. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2005
    star 5
    Honestly Beez, I don't know what the postage would be. I buy from the U.S often but never sent there before. I know though that an Australian Star Wars shirt in America would have the chicks flock to you ;)
  18. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    For a T Shirt? About $7-8 Australian approx. They can be flattened into a parcel pack.
  19. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2005
    star 5
    Well that's not much. C'mon Beez, be the coolest SW fan in the U.S ;)

    Am I pushy ? :)
  20. evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 7
    Ever think about selling used cars ?
  21. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    Naw, if he can sell Ice to eskimos, then I will be impressed...
  22. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2005
    star 5
    If they were for the SAFF....maybe :)I want this idea to fly, would be so cool.
  23. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    LOL!! You are pushing aren't you....? ;)
  24. evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 7
    Get stubby holders done & i'll be impressed.
  25. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    can I get a link to what it looks like and prices
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