Make a story, five words per post.

This is supposed to be ridiculously funny and hilariously pointless. I'll start us off.

Once upon a time there

(ex. was a little flea who)

 

was a monkey who shot

 

your mom in the face

 

with a bow and arrow.

 

She bled like you wouldn't

 

believe,torrents of her blood

 

streamed into the vampire's mouth

 

who was high off her

 

hemophelia, a disease which causes

 

destruction of the brain if

 

you eat pie after meals.

 

So your mom turned into

 

a raging, crazy bunny rabbit

 

that ate the vampire then,

 

stole all of the pies.

 

So then I whipped out

 

my lightsaber and cut off

 

her second digit and took

 

a monkey from my butt

 

and shoved it down her

 

shirt. She screamed and threw

 

a baseball at your face.

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It missed and killed your

 

mom when it looped back

 

around after hitting your dog (notice there is no period, so it's the same sentence.)