Make me laugh.

Make me laugh and I shall reward you.

 

I bet I can get laid by more chicks in a week than you can.

 

The 49ers are the best team in the NFL.

 

My uncle who is the worlds biggest BSer in the world is a very funny guy, because of it. Hillarious.

On a trip to a car auction in Montreal with him he gabs the whole time non stop for 7 hours. We were passing through Ottawa the day George Bush was in town. With all the aircraft and rigamarole hoopla that came with The President he of course went on to explain that he is with George and that someone has to stop these "rug heads" and he's got the nuts to do it. He says "You don't screw with the yanks... They will always get you in the end".

An example of this that he gave to me was when there was a condom shortage in Russia. They had to take their lumps and call in an order to the US for 100,000 boxes of LARGE condoms... Thinking they were smart. Well The good old US of A fixed them up and sent them to Russia and everything was great until the Russians opened the boxes and saw them labeled MEDIUM.

 

George Bush is still President.

 

I'm going to promote you to moderator in 10 minutes.

 

Good job so far, everybody.

Kate, why is that funny? I know people are gonna be shocked when they see that thread in Comms, but will my modship be viewed as funny? I really hope people take me serious when I become the new JCC mod.

 

I think I puked at T's Saturday.

 

I'm going to promote you to moderator in 10 minutes.

Sheesh, Katya... Snowball can be a bit boisterous but he doesn't deserve THAT kind of punishment

Snow: tubgirl poop lol

 

Makin you a MOD would be like making OJ Simpson a homicide detective.

No offense.

 

The day Darth Snowball becomes mod will be a very scary day, indeed.

 

...passing through Ottawa the day George Bush was in town...

That day was so annoying, everything was backed up everywhere and there was a constant roar of fighter jets overhead.

Make you laugh?

I dub thee unworthy of my hilarious anecdotes

 

I miss the NHL

- signed, nobody.

 

Booger Sugar.

 

Q: What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

A: Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

 

Ron Artest is a great humanitarian.

 

I miss the NHL

If I had a list, you'd be on it

 

Why's it always have to be about you, Snow?

 

It is obvious that Laced is not a Critter sock.

 

Your powers to observe the obvious, SLR, are mindboggling.

 

I so need this laugh!

 

SLR likes to talk about himself a lot.

 

Sith's Revenge has better tings to do than spam unwanted PMs to uninterested parties.

 

Siths_Revenge, shouldn't you be pm'ing girls hundreds of times w/o any responses?

 

There goes SLR, talking about people without any facts to back him up. Typical.