ST Make Your Own Star Wars: The Force Awakens Dialogue

"Only the Knights of Ren deal in absolutes"

 

Kylo: ...and if Snoke wants more Sith artifacts, we should probably give him more Sith artifacts.
Snoke: Say it, baby!
Kylo: And Bobbajo, you are right, I am being selfish, but the last time I've checked, we don't have a whole lot of artifacts that feature the Sith.
Snoke: Gotta have more Sith artifacts, baby!
Kylo: And I'd be doing myself a disservice, and every member of the Knights of Ren, if I didn't bring you a Sith artifact.
Snoke: Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sith artifacts!

 

I already accurately predicted dialog on this website.

I first said... " wouldn't it be cool if Kylo said to the Vader helmet... I will finish what you started? "...

and then bam on Force Awakens merchandising that line is one of the things they tease.

 

Han to Rey - "Kid I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, seen alot of strange stuff. I've seen things that are proof there is an all powerful Force feild.that controls everything. Your new Master is the proof"
'Luke steps from around the corner to reveal himself to Rey'

 

Luke "Is that my old lightsaber? I thought i'd lost that thing in Cloud City....you didn't find a hand anywhere near it by any chance?"


Asty (to Poe) "Look at the size of that thing!"
Poe "Hey stop making fun about the Hutt's will ya' we're trying to conduct a deal here?"


Han "Hey your worship, long time?"
Leia "what happened, Kessel Run take a little longer than 10 parsecs?"

 

Not dialogue from the movie rather the conversation between Kennedy and JJ when they met to talk about Star Wars -

There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Star Wars directors chair and the continuation of the saga in your hands. The door to your left leads back to Star Trek 3, or an original project... and to an easier life. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction: the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you to the simple and obvious truth: not doing Star Wars is the safer less stressful more sensible option.

 

Rey: "Let go of me!"
Finn: "We gotta move!"
: Let's roll out, I mean beep beep blip

 

Han: "Sorry, sweetheart, there's no time to discuss this in junta!"
Leia: "I am NOT a junta! ... well, okay, you got me there..."

 

REY: Where have you been for the last decade?!?

LUKE: Well, when I found out "The Force" is really just a bunch of tiny space-bug parasites telling me what to do, it kinda ruined the whole thing for me, ya know? Like, what's the point?

REY: That's pretty gross, actually.

LUKE: So, anyway, I've just been hanging out here ever since. (awkward silence) Wanna see my rock collection?

 

Maz slowly reveals and then presents to Leia the lightsaber that once belonged to Luke Skywalker.

Leia carefully takes it with both hands and looks down at it in wonder. She nods approvingly.

Leia: "Maz, on behalf of the commanders, generals and soldiers of the forces of the Resistance, we are truly grateful."

Maz bows her head in acknowledgement.

Maz: "I am humbled by the opportunity, Your Highness. If there is any other assistance I can offer in the fight against evil, I remain at your service."

Leia turns around to Poe and places the lightsaber in his hands with great care.

Poe leans in toward Leia.

Poe (whispering): "What the hell is this?"

Leia: "Just...I don't know, maybe put it with all the other flashlights or something."

 

Anyone speaking to Kylo Ren : "Have you no honour?"

Kylo Ren : "Fight me!"

 

Kylo Ren : "I can't stand snow. It's too cold and irritating and it gets everywhere."

 

Finn: Poe, I love you, man
Poe: I know

*brofist*

 

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Chewie "Rrraaaahhhhhhhhrrrr!!!!!!"
Leia "Are you still going on about that bloody medal?"

Artoo "Beep boop phree doo"
Threepio "Mind your language, we're working for Disney now!"

 

Rey: "Father?"
Luke: "You're not Ben."
Rey: "I'm your daughter Rey. I don't know this Ben."
Luke: "Daughter! What the hell? I'm going back to the Legends EU."

 

KYLO REN: "Watch out! It's me!"
also
KYLO REN: "Hey, it's me! Watch out!"
and
KYLO REN: "Kylo Ren, here. Watch out! Coming through! Make way! It's me! Roll out the barrel! Zing! Boom! Tararrel!"

 

*Rey confronts Kylo and Snoke*
Rey: I've been training with Luke Skywalker. You know what he calls you two? *turns to Snoke* The ice man. *turns to Kylo* and the virgin
Kylo:

___
Phasma: You're an idiot
Kylo: I'm your idiot
Phasma: *sighs*
___

[in the middle of battle and it's quickly escalating. Kylo sees something go wrong*
Kylo: Oh **** me!
Phasma: That's your problem, Kylo. Nobody wants to
Kylo:
We're allowed to talk about that kind of stuff right? Or is this a strictly G-pg place here? I don't know. I can remove it if we can't talk about sexual stuff

 

PG is a good line... maybe PG-13, but it's supposed to stay family-friendly in here. That conversation above is probably about as far as it should go.

 

Snoke: There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?
Kylo: Um... Like, when I woke up this morning?
Snoke: Okay that's a 'no.'

 

Luke: so, remember that convo we had at Endor before I left to face Vader?
Leia: yes
Luke: you talked about your real mother being kind but sad, and I told you I don't remember my mother.
Leia: yes
Luke: who the hell were you talking about?

 

Opening crawl...

Star Wars
Episode VII
The Force Awkens

With the new LEGO x-wing, Poe Dameron can save the droid. Watch out! It's Kylo-Ren...

later

Kylo-Ren (in heels, corset and cape)

Don't get strung out, by the way I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a Sith, by the light of day
but by night I'm a Darth Vader lover.
I'm just a sweet Ren Acolyte,
From beyond the Outer Rim, Nebulaaaaaa...uh huh!

 

Kylo Ren to Rey: "I hate you!"
Rey: "I know."
Proceeds to cuts Kylo Ren's arm off.

 

Me: "You?"

You: "Me."

 

Finn to Rey : "I feel like destiny has brought us together, what's the chances?"

Rey : "Um, well this is awkward, I really like you as a friend and all but I'm really into Poe"

 

You're not a serious contender in Star Wars until you lose a limb.