Male or Female?

Discussion in 'Halton Region' started by Robin_the_squeeker, Mar 3, 2006.

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  1. Robin_the_squeeker Jedi Knight

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    Jan 6, 2003
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    My friend found this on her equine message boards, and I just had to pass it on!

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    EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER


    You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


    Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
    in, but you can see right through them.

    Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
    takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
    reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
    but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
    over-inflated.

    A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
    anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
    course, there's the hot air part.

    Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
    squeezable and retain water.

    A Web Page
    is Female, because it's always getting
    hit on.

    A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
    lines to pick people up.

    An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
    weight shifts to the bottom.

    A Hammer
    is Male, because it hasn't changed much
    over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
    around.

    A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
    be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
    man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
    doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
    keeps trying!
  2. liannb Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 30, 2002
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  3. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 20, 2002
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    [face_laugh]

    Scary how accurate that is :p
  4. CaptainBiggs Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2005
    star 2
    Hey, that's not nice! Not all men are bald and over-inflated :p lol

    But other then that, ROFL!
  5. Arsinoe Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 1999
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