Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

1. NYCitygurl
2. Gunny
3. Lexi
4. Nadia
5.
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1. NYCitygurl
2. Gunny
3. Lexi
4. Nadia
5. cdgodin
6.

 

1. NYCitygurl
2. Gunny
3. Lexi
4. Nadia
5. cdgodin
6. Daft-Vader

General, Count me in

 

Are we going to start, or what?

 

*Pokes thread and jag4me...

 

She's out of town for a few days; she'll be back soon.

 

OK, thanks for the update

 

Boba Fett Chased Murdered Lost Fuzzy Ducklings!

Fett claims ducklings killed his father, Fuzzy Ducklings denies it.

Murdered 25
Lost 10
Fuzzy Ducklings 50
Boba Fett 50
Chased 10

50+25+50+10+10=145 points

 

Easter Basket 25
Luke Skywalker 50
X-Wing 25
Bizarre 10
Smashed 10

Luke Skywalker Smashed Bizarre X-Wing Easter Basket

Luke Skywalker has reportely smashed a Easter Basket that was made to resemble a X-Wing by an adoring fan. Skywalker denies he smashed it, saying it was broke by his friend Han Solo after he sat on it. Solo denies this too though...

25 + 50 + 25 + 10 + 10 = 120

 

Dazzling Lando Calrissian Saves Easter Bunny Spring Break
160

Apparently there is such a thing as a Spring Break for Easter Bunnies . . .

 

Jaden Korr 50
Missing 25
Easter Bunny 50
Killed 10
Scared 10

Jaden Korr missing, killed scared Easter Bunny

After accidentally slaying the Easter Bunny, who was lurking in the shadows because he was afraid of lightsabers, Jaden Korr went on the run.

Points: 145

 

Easter Eggs 50
Anakin Skywalker 50
Arrested 25
Stolen 25
Exclusive! - double the score

Exclusive! Easter Eggs stolen. Anakin Skywalker arrested.

He really wanted those eggs...

(50 + 25 + 50 + 25)*2 = 300

 

Spring Fever Han Solo; Desperate Fluffy Chick

25+50+25+50=150

A very spring fever Han Solo saves a desperate fluffy chick from the Tyson industry

 

Wes Janson 50
Spring Break 50
Jawa 25
Crazy 25
Bites 10


Crazy Spring Break Jawa Bites Wes Janson

Turns out Jawas don't like partying.


160

 

Jabba the Hutt 50
Bantha 25
Weds 10
Dead 25
Beach Party 50

Beach Party! Jabba the Hutt Weds Dead Bantha

At a beach party on Tatooine (Sand! We have lots of that!), Jabba the Hutt got married to a dead bantha. Rumours are that the Hutt didn't relaise that the Bantha was dead when he got married, since he had a bit too much Jawa Juice.

 

Drat I forget the points

50 + 25 + 10 + 25 + 50 = 160

 

Mos Eisley 25
Kyp Duron 50
Naked 10
Drops 10
Daffodil 50

Naked Kyp Durron Drops Mos Eisley Daffodil.
160+145= 305

Not sure what Kyp was doing naked . . .

 

Yoda Missing; Hapes Secret Tulip Buds
50+25+50+25+50=200

Yoda suddenly disappeared, come to find out he went straight to Hapes when he found out that their was a secret stash of tulip's budding

 

Chief of State Daala 50
Ewoks 50
Spring Flowers 25
Drops 25
Blames 10

Chief of State Daala drops Ewoks. Blames spring flowers.

Apparently, Daala is allergic to pollen, which made her sneeze and drop the ewoks she, for yet unknown reasons, was carrying.

50 + 25 + 50 + 10 + 25 = 160

 

Just so that everyone may be informed. Jag shall be stepping down as host and I shall be taking her place. Since I haven't finished preparing everything (making the cards for the deck) I will try to get this back up and running on Saturday. Of course I shall remove myself from the race, you may now rest easy . I shall try and pick up from where we left off. And that's about it. See ya Saturday!

 

1. NYCitygurl 305
2. Gunny 305
3. Lexi 460
4. cdgodin 145
5. Daft-Vader 280

Okay, I'm going to see what I can do about getting cards out tomorrow. Thank you everyone for being so patient

 

Wanted 25
Mandalore 25
Crooked 25
Grand Admiral Thrawn 50
Daffodil 10

Grand Admiral Thrawn Wanted Crooked Daffodil Mandalore


He figured, better a crooked daffoldil as Mandalore than Boba Fett.