Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

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  1. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    Falls for=25
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    Sullustan=25
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    Total=150.

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    Emperor Falls For Wanted, Lost Sullustan.

    The Emperor has fallen for a Sullustan on the run from authorities for racketeering and credit laundering. No trace of the felon can be found. he even has his Hands looking for her. Mara Jade, his primary Hand, seriously questions both Palpatine's and the Sullustan's ... tastes.
  2. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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    The Force: New Ackbar; Mara Jade Skywalker?!


    Mara Jade Skywalker has shockingly annouced that she will be playing the role of Admiral Ackbar in the coming series of TV hit "Rebel Scum; It's a way of life."
  3. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Crooked 25
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    Anakin Skywalker 50
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    Anakin Skywalker slays crooked Star Wars holostar

    He had it coming.
  4. FelsGoddess Game Host

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    Booster Terrik 50
    Secretary 10
    Drops 25
    Feds 10
    Noghri 50

    Feds Drop Noghri on Booster Terrik's Secretary

    Only a Noghri can catch such a slippery crook.
  5. JediVegeta Force Ghost

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    Nom Anor 50
    Cruel 10
    Grand Admiral Thrawn 50
    340 Lbs. 50
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    Cruel Grand Admiral Thrawn Nails 340lb Nom Anor!

    Apparently both came back from the dead last night! Witnesses say that Thrawn stalked Nom Anor for three days and three nights and finally found him hiding in a dumpster from Jacen Solo and Leia Organa Solo. Thrawn dragged Anor out of the bin, took out some nails and fastened him to a wall. He then proceeded to cruelly mocked Anor on how he died; not being able to board an escape pod. Also he mentioned how he was a loser. Anor, mentally fragile, cracked and drowned his sorrows by eating chocolate after escaping. Lots of it. Apparently, he gained 175 lbs in one night! It is a scandal indeed.

    Thrawn was later reported throwing credits at Nom Anor mocking him to buy more chocolate.

    Pictures will be posted as soon as they are in our hands!
  6. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Mandalore 25
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    Biggie 25
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    Model Convict Biggie Defends Mandalore

    In an odd showing, prisoner Biggie, who is known for being somewhat of an oddly-perfect prisoner, defended Mandalore when the planet was verbally attacked on the HoloNet. In a jail interview, he claimed that the people behind the attacks were the ones truly at fault.
  7. Nadia-Oomia Force Ghost

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    1. JediVegeta 170
    2. darthhelinith 160
    3. Jade_Eyes 150
    4. FelsGoddess 145
    5. NYCitygurl 145
    6. Gunny 110


    Very nice beginning
    Cards are going out :D
  8. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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    Princess Leia 50
    Secret 25
    Threepio 50
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    Princess Leia's First Secret! Doc Threepio...

    (read the great revalation in todays 'Galaxy Star!')
  9. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    Lady 25
    Attacks 10
    Lawyer 10
    Captain Rex 25
    Tricks 10
    Total - 80

    Captain Rex Attacks lady! Lawyer Tricks.

    Captain Rex, while completely intoxicated, attacked a lady guest at an exclusive night club. During the ensuing trial, the lawyer for the defense pulled a fast one by bringing forth a witness with iron-clad proof that Captain Rex couldn?t have been the assailant. It was his long-lost identical twin. Rex was in the hospital, getting gallbladder surgery.

  10. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Lando Calrissian 50
    Wookiee 25


    Fake Wookiee Jedi Knight Burns Lando Calrissian

    Lando regretted participating in the roast.


    50+25+10+50+25= 160
  11. FelsGoddess Game Host

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    Teen 10
    Nurse 10
    Hutt 25
    Bites 10
    Intern 10
    Total: 65

    Teen Nurse Bites a Hutt Intern

    Zandra the Hutt, interning at the local hospital administration office, threw a tantrum and pinned a teenage nurse to the floor with her tail. The nurse bit the Hutt in an attempt to escape.
  12. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Jabba 25
    Psychic 25
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    Psychic Mourns Accused Cop, Jabba

    In an odd show, a medium held a small memorial for a police officer who was accused of several crimes on the job before being killed, and Jabba the Hutt, who was killed in an accident on his sail barge.
  13. JediVegeta Force Ghost

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    Romantic Vaccine Rips Off Dead Stormtrooper!

    In another strange occurrence of people coming back from the dead, witness state they saw a stormtooper, rumored to have died during the Battle of Endor (he was located on Death Star II) roaming the streets of Coruscant yesterday evening. We tracked him down to interview him, asking him why he came back in zombie form. Apparently, before becoming a Stormtrooper, he bought a romantic vaccination from a lab in order to keep himself from ever falling in love. Why? When asked he stated he didn't like getting sappy over girls as they have "cooties".

    However, this Stormtrooper claimed that during his time working for the Empire, he met a girl in a Corellian library reading poetry and he fell in love with her as she read really nicely, unike him. She also smelled like cookies. In a panic, he fled the planet and - continuing the hiding in odd places theme - hid in the men's bathroom. No one noticed he was missing as no one cared, and so the "Zombie Trooper" stayed hidden until the space station's destruction.

    He claims he was ripped off by the lab who sold him the vaccine and wants to sue them and Luke Skywalker, the latter for blowing up the Death Star. When told Skywalker blew up the first Death Star only, he shrugged and and walked away. We tried to ask him how he came back to life. He stated that the vaccine was probably to blame for that. No clue.
  14. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    JediVegeta!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    If that isn't the zaniest headline ever!!!!

    =D=

  15. JediVegeta Force Ghost

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  16. Nadia-Oomia Force Ghost

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    1. darthhelinith 305
    2. NYCitygurl 305
    3. JediVegeta 295 A++
    4. Jade_Eyes 230
    5. FelsGoddess 210
    6. Gunny 205


    Cards are going out :D

    JediVegeta, very nice, I give it an A++ :p =D=
  17. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    Mos Eisley 25
    Suspect 10
    Weds 25

    =70.

    Exclusive! x2 70x2 = 140.

    EXCLUSIVE! Last Mos Eisley Suspect Weds.

    A ring of swoop bike thieves has been steadily apprehended. Only one suspect remains; he recently married one of the daughters of Black Sun?s inner circle. The judiciary investigators hope to tie him also to a group that is ?fixing? the pod races and pocketing the proceeds.
  18. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Sullustan 25
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    Accused Sullustan Drops Ackbar, Feds

    In a battle of wits, the Sullustan was able to defeat the Trap Master and the government.
  19. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Yoda 50
    Millennium Falcon 50
    Killik 25
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    Wanted 25

    Millennium Falcon Wanted Yoda, Falls For Killik

    You know, since Han wasn't available.
  20. FelsGoddess Game Host

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    Ahsoka 25
    Navy 10
    Ben Skywalker 50
    Czar 10
    Angry 25

    Angry Czar Ahsoka Sends Navy for Ben Skywalker

    Through some freak-time travel accident, Ben Skywalker are together on a dangerous, unknown planet. Ben manages to upset the Czar's daughter. The Czar Ahsoka sends the Navy to destroy the two Jedi.
  21. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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    Lover 10
    Hero 10

    Jealous Mayor Indicted Hero Lover
    He didn't like his girl's new haircut after she gave money to save Mon Calamari children from starvation.


    (sorry about the wait. Have been living in a field for the last 5 days)
  22. JediVegeta Force Ghost

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    Hits 10
    Tourist 10
    Alderaan 25
    Tahiri Veila 50
    Chiss 25


    Chiss Tahiri Velia Hits Alderaan Tourist!


    Being named after an infamous ex-Jedi, Joiner (partial yes), and Sith apprentice is not an easy task; especially if you're Tahiri Veila.

    No, she isn't THE Tahiri Velia, but a young lady Chiss named after the human, Tahiri Velia. Tahiri says she is sick of people always calling her "bughugger", traitor and asking if Darth Caedus was her boyfriend or something along those lines.

    "Really, do I look like I am a human? No! I have glowing red eyes for crying out loud!" Ms. Veila vented to reporters.

    The problem started with Ms. Veila running into a tourist, hailing from the destroyed Alderaan, who was visiting a local bar from where she worked. Overhearing Ms. Veila's name from her boss, the woman turned to her and screamed at her for being an evildoer. Veila, fed up with people who could not tell the difference between her and the human, punched the tourist out cold.

    She is now being sued by the tourist. When asked did she want us to forward a statement to the plaintiff, she replied, "You just tell her, I am tired of her disingenuous accusations."

    So we will, Tahiri, so we will.
  23. Nadia-Oomia Force Ghost

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    2. JediVegeta 415
    3. darthhelinith 385
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    5. FelsGoddess 330
    6. Gunny 325


    Cards are going out :D

  24. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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    Mayor 25
    Killik 25
    Jealous 10
    Falls For 25
    Millennium Falcon 50

    Killik falls for Millennium Falcon, Mayor Jealous


    You know its true; its just such a swish ship.
  25. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Lady 25
    Lover 10
    Indicted 25

    Lady Tahiri Veila, Chiss Lover Indicted

    It was complicated.
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