Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

Alderaan 25
Wanted 25
Tourist 10
Dead 25
Jedi Knight 50

Dead Jedi Knight Tourist Wanted on Alderaan

He wasn't a very good Jedi, especially in death. He was an even worse tourist.

Shoots 10
Mob Boss 25
1st Lady 25
Moff 50
YVH Droid 10
Total: 120
1st Lady Shoots YHV Droid, Mob Boss!

The First Lady of a remote world was being chased by a YVH droid. Her husband, the Provincial Governor, was in the pay of a low-life, vicious mob boss. She took out the mob boos and his YVH droid ? or rather, his personal bodyguard modeled after the famous YVH design. The First Lady was a fan of the holovids showing women who could draw a blaster faster and aim straighter than any smuggler on Nar Shada. Now, it appears, this habig paid off.

Corellian 50
Stabs 25
Naked 50
Rebel 25
Nude 25


Naked Rebel Stabs Nude Corellian!


During a horrible scene on a nudist beach, a member of the Rebel Alliance got into an argument with a fellow nudist hailing from Corellia. Apparently, the problem was the Corellian parking too close to his rental speeder and scratched it. The Corellian claimed that he scratched her speeder instead. In anger, he took out a vibro-blade and stabbed the poor Corellian in the face!

The Corellian had reconstructive surgery to correct her injuries as she was rich! Good for her!

And just like in our last story, she is planning on suing. Suing makes the galaxy go 'round!

6. Gunny 460
5. FelsGoddess 465
4. Jade_Eyes 490
3. darthhelinith 520

2. JediVegeta 590

1. NYCitygurl 600

Congrats to Nat and the runner up JediVegeta

Congratulations to Nat and JV.

Ohhh so close, I came third...
Congrats Nat!