Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

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  1. JediVegeta Force Ghost

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    If I did this wrong, just correct me.

    EXCLUSIVE! SUES SHOOT TOUGH ANGEL
    (double?) 10 + 10 + 25 + 25 =70 X 2= 140

    430 + 140 = 570

    One of the famous Californian based plastic surgeon sisters, who were nicked-named "Sues" (as they known for their perfect hair, fashion, beauty and love life...they always get their guy) shot the leader of the notorious biker "Tough" aka Angel. Angel made a name for himself by beating up old ladies, kicking kittens and sleeping on a bed of rusty old nails.

    And that is where he got his nickname, as he is "tough as nails".

    Supposedly the three sister "Sues", Mary Lou Sue, Mary Ann Sue and Mary Jane Sue were walking down the street when "Tough" Angel jumped out of a garbage bin and proceeded to throw kitten at them. Mary Ann Sue took out her gun and shot him in the leg. Police did not carry out an investigation as if they did, poor Mary Ann Sue would be thrown in jail, and that would ruin her perfect life. Instead the head police officer, Gary Stu dropped all charges and now is engaged to Mary Ann Sue.

    Except for Angel who was booked on capital one murder (somehow) and sent to a maximum security prison. He is now serving a life term for throwing kittens at three perfect Mary "Sues".



    I should have majored in creative writing instead of Japanese Linguistics :p

    Just make stuff up and there you go.





  2. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Wow! WTG!=D=

    We just need to see C1-J2's headline. :)
  3. C1-J2 Jedi Knight

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    Sorry, for some strange reason everytime I logged out of my Halloween sock, it wouldn't let me log in to my usual screename. It was bizarre. It worked this time though. :oops:

    Secret 340lb Cruel Convict Tycoon

    25+50+10+5+10=100

    390+100=490

    Ronald Resparington was recently convicted of murder. It was discovered today that the 340lb man is also a rich tycoon by the alias of Patrick Sparria - the founder of the Sparria sports equipment company. It has been said that he tests all of his own equipment. Some have cruely commented that he certainly doesn't test it very often.
  4. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Final Scores:
    1. fancyrats 440 points
    2. BaSSil 455 points
    3. JediVegeta 570 points
    4. C1-J2 490 points
    5. DarthAnakin101 555 points
    6. JediGunship 510 points


    Congratulations to our very 1st MBD winner =D= =D= JediVegeta!!=D= =D=

    Thank you all for playing!![:D]

    You're all so creative and I've loved reading your stories!
  5. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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  6. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Let's do this again!!
    Sign up now! :)

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  7. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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  9. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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  10. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    This looks like fun :)

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  11. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    Sure, I'll try again.

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  12. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    5. BaSSiL
    6. Mister_Master

    I got here just in time.
  13. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Whoa!! You guys are fast!

    First hand will be PM'd soon! Remember - you do not have to use all the cards I send and try to include the points value in your post.
    Don't worry about waiting for "turns", just post your headline when you have it ready. :) If you get the super special, rare, holographic, first edition "Exclusive!" card, use it in your headline to double that rounds score.

    Be creative and have fun![face_peace]
  14. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    NAKED 50 points
    REVEALED 50 points
    SHEDS 5 points
    STAR 10 points
    DOG 10 points

    Star Dog Sheds, Revealed Naked

    Scooby Doo's publicist revealed that he has a shedding problem. Exclusive furless pictures below.

    50 + 50 + 5 + 10 + 10 = 125
  15. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    Here's mine:

    RUNS OFF WITH 50 points
    AGAIN 10 points
    SAVES 5 points
    SINGER 50 points
    UROLOGIST 50 points

    Singer runs off with Urologist.

    50+50+50 = 150

    I was right - this is fun :)
  16. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    EXCLUSIVE! FAKE CZAR SUSPECT MISSING!

    2x 10 + 25 + 10 + 50 = 2 x 95 = 190


    Breaking News: PARIS -- Arsène Lupin III, suspected of infiltrating several Russian museums under the guise of Czar Disputinya, has escaped from ICPO custody with the help of several accomplices who were able to disguise themselves as Interpol officers. The man who made the initial arrest, Inspector Zenigata, could be seen jumping up and down screaming "LUPIN! I'LL GET YOU LUPIN!"
  17. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    "Shut up! It's a hold-up, not a Botany lesson. Now, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got."

    Sorry, I couldn't resist...

    =D= Keep'em coming guys!! =D=
  18. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    "Intern Nun Weds Secretary, 1st Lady"

    10+50+10+10+25= 105


    An intern at Saint Bede's Cathedral wed former 1st Lady Barbera Washington and her secretary Tom Hodges this weekend, sources confirm. When asked about the marriage, the intern said, "I don't even know if I'm allowed to marry people, but hey, I got away with it." Former President Washington said he is "going to kill that boy for taking my wife" and has been seen stalking the newlyweds.


    Hope that works!
  19. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    We need headlines from Gunny and MM. Hurry guys, times almost up! :)
  20. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    DRUGS 25 points
    DEVOTED 25 points
    PRESIDENT 25 points
    TOT 25 points


    Wall Street Drugged Our Devoted President with Tater Tots.

    *ISN new report*

    "Today our Devoted President died from what appears to be drugged Tater Tots. The police have yet to figure out who might have done it. But they know for sure that it was no accident."

    25+25+25+25=100


    Sorry it took so long. I have no excuse.
  21. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    It's okay MM! No worries - I'm not terribly strict.:p

    I also know that Gunny had posted in FFC that he was really swamped so I'll give him a little longer to check in.
    [face_peace]
  22. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Angry Romantic Attacks, Blasts Wanted
    10+25+10+50+10= 105

    An angry lover, ticked off by three wanted men's actions against his girlfriend (they were wanted for several crimes in the last week), took action by attacking the three with a knife on a sidewalk. After the altercation, all four were arrested, and in court, the romantic proceeded to verbally blast the men with a profanity-laced tirade. He is currently in jail for his rant, along with the three men.
  23. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Great job guys! =D=

    Here are the standings after the first hand:
    1. NYCitygurl 125
    2. JediGunship 105
    3. DarthAnakin101 105
    4. Kelia 150
    5. BaSSiL 190
    6. Mister_Master 100


    Next hand is going out now! Good luck!

    Please post your award winning headlines here by 6pm on Wednesday. Just let me know if you need extra time. [face_peace]

  24. fancyrats Jedi Knight

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    Aw, man! I missed getting into this next game; I haven't been on to check lately. Oh, well; maybe next game. It was fun!
  25. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Thanks fancy! I'll try and remember to PM you when we sign up again. [:D]
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