Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

Discussion in 'Archive: Census and Games' started by Jag4Me, Oct 5, 2008.

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  1. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    PREZ 25 points
    DOC 10 points
    Mayor 25 points
    ACCUSED 10 points
    BIZARRE 50 points

    Bizarre Mayor Accused Prez

    The mayor of a little town in Iowa accused the president of the US of having too many kittens.
  2. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    Devoted Thug Missing Jealous Wife

    25 + 25 + 50 + 10 + 10 = 120

    120 + 190 = 310


    She may have been overbearing, manipulative, and overprotective, but he loved her dangit. He loved her.
  3. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    Indicted psychic blames bored star.

    10+25+25+25+10 = 95


    Galaxy famous psychic, Jymes Vyn Pryn has been indicted for boring holonet star Alina Jalay into a coma during their one and only session. According to reports, By the time Mr. Pryn, who was filming the session for his next special, finished bloviating about his talent, accomplishments, and guests, Ms. Jalay had slipped into a deep coma. Mr. Pryn adamantly denies responsibility for her condition stating he is too fascinating a person to have caused that level of boredom.

  4. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    We still need headlines from a few more players. :)
  5. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    HEIRESS 50 points
    DUMPS 25 points
    MOB BOSS 25 points
    SUSPECT 25 points
    LOST 10 points

    Heiress Dumps Mob Boss because she suspected him of losing her grandmothers necklace.

    50+25+25+25+10= 135
  6. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    Naked Judge Revealed Wall Street Jewels

    50+25+20+10+25= 130

    They were behind that desk you always see the big important people standing behind. Yes, he was really naked. That's how he got them to leave so that he could find them.
  7. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Drugs Exec Convict Dead
    85+105=190

    A kingpin of a drug ring has died recently in custody, but the cause of death is unknown.
  8. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Wonderful headlines guys!=D=

    Here are the standings after the second:
    1. NYCitygurl 235
    2. JediGunship 190
    3. DarthAnakin101 235
    4. Kelia 245
    5. BaSSiL 310
    6. Mister_Master 235


    Next round of cards going out shortly! [face_peace]
  9. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    Crazy Psychic Dog Attacks, Stabs

    25+50+10+25+10= 120+235= 355


    The famous yet pshyco psychic dog "Rovespa" has een charged with the brutal attack of former competitor "Madame Meow," a fellow late-night infomercial animal psychis. Madame Meow was struck in the tail 7 times with a Swiss Army Knife, police say. The defense believes itself to have an impenetrable defense; Rovespa is a dog, and since dogs do;t have aposeable thumbs, she couldn't possibly have held the knife. No one is sure how this story will unfold, but [insert animal pun here].
  10. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    INDICTED NUN SUES CROOKED THOUSANDS!

    25 + 50 + 10 + 25 + 10 = 120

    310 + 120 = 430


    Mother Pride, who is herself accused of embezzling church funds, has filed a lawsuit against over 9000 people she claims have sinned far too much and have infringed upon her rights in this country. Upon hearing of this lawsuit, the judge was heard exclaiming "WHAT? 9000?"
  11. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    LOST 10
    DEAD 10
    RUNS OFF WITH 50
    THUG 25
    COP 10

    Lost Cop Runs Off With Dead Thug

    Three days after vanishing from his home, his fellow police found him holed up with the body of a robber he was supposed to catch.

    75 + 30 = 105
  12. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    EXCLUSIVE! doubles score
    BLAMES 10
    BIZARRE 50
    VACCINE 25
    INTERN 10

    Bizarre Intern Blames the Exclusive Vaccine.

    After spending hundreds of dollars on an Exclusive one time only Vaccine that is supposed to cure bizarreness, but was really a scam. The Intern says that he didn't have enough vaccine to cure his bizarreness.

    50+25+10+10=95, doubled=190
  13. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    BITES 10
    BLONDE 25
    WEEPS FOR 25
    TEEN 10
    340LB 50


    340LB blonde bites, then weeps for teen.

    An obese blonde psych patient bit a fellow patient to get his attention and then burst into tears for injuring her innocent friend.

    50 + 25 + 10 + 25 + 10 = 120
  14. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Last Devoted Urologist Revealed Actor

    195+140=335

    The last remianing full-time urologist, after seeing a mistake during a play, revealed yesterday that an actor whose real identity was unknown, because he always wore a mask, was actually an escaped convict from the local penitentiary. Now, that actor is behidn bars, where he will serve a sentance for escaping and using a fake identity.
  15. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    =D= Great job you guys!! New cards will go out this evening!
  16. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Here are the standings after the third:
    1. NYCitygurl 340
    2. JediGunship 335
    3. DarthAnakin101 355
    4. Kelia 365
    5. BaSSiL 430
    6. Mister_Master 425


    I'm sending cards out now. We're going to have a winner with this hand! Good luck!!

    Please remember thay you can only use the words on the cards I send you. :)
  17. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    EXCLUSIVE! FIRST LADY WANTED HUBBY INDICTED!

    25 + 10 + 10 + 25 = 70x2= 140
    140 + 430 = 570


    This is not the Bill and Hillary headline you are looking for, move along.
  18. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    MISSING 50
    TELLS ON 25
    TYCOON 25
    EXEC 10
    BIZARRE 50

    Bizarre Exec Tells On Missing Tycoon

    The president of Awesomesauce Inc. spilled the dirt on the disappearance of the railroad tycoon.

    50 + 25 + 25 + 50 + 10 = 160
  19. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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  20. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    DEFENDS 10
    NUN 50
    BLIND 25
    SECRETARY 10
    FAKE 25

    Fake Secretary Defends Blind Nun.

    Mr. Harker, a secretary who was a fake. Defends a blind Nun against a an angry dog.
  21. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    CROOKED 25
    COP 10
    RIPS OFF 50
    BRAVE 10
    MAYOR 25

    Crooked Mayor rips off brave cop.

    25 + 25 + 50 + 10+ 10 = 120

    In a bizarre incident, Mayor Binks denied officer Kenobi the reward money offered for safely rescuing the kidnapped nephew of multibillionare, Cos Palpatine, stating the money would be better served being donated to the entire police department instead of one heroic individual who risked his life to save another.
  22. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Psychic Mob Boss Shoots Banker First
    335+135= 470

    A mob boss with psychic powers was able to discover, through ESP, the location of a wealthy banker on his way from a large downtown bank. The boss confronted the banker at gunpoint, and was suprised that several people were walking by as he held the man back. To keep the people from running off and telling the poice, he opened fire, hitting the banker first before hitting several onlookers. The boss is now wanted for attempted murder of these people.
  23. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Thanks :D
  24. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    We need a headline from DarthAnakin101, but it's looking like BaSSiL might be our winner.

    I'll give DarthAnakin101 until 3pm tomorrow to post.:)
  25. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    SHEDS 10
    THUG 25
    TOURIST 10
    RUNS OFF WITH 50
    NAILS 10

    Thug Sheds Nails, Runs Off With Tourist

    25+10+10+50+10= 105

    He couldn't hold onto her properly with those acrylics.
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