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Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

Discussion in 'Archive: Census and Games' started by Lady_Belligerent , Oct 5, 2008.

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Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles Staff Member Manager

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We have a winner!

Congratulations BaSSil!!

Final scores:
1. NYCitygurl 500
2. JediGunship 470
3. DarthAnakin101 460
4. Kelia 485
5. BaSSiL 570
6. Mister_Master 545

You all had some very entertaining headlines this time around! Thanks for playing!!

I loved the last one my DarthAnakin101! That was a great use of nails!
WTG Nat for getting in a railroad tycoon.

Lady_Belligerent , Nov 15, 2008

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Jedi Gunny Chosen One

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May 20, 2008

It didn't seem like any of my headlines were entertaining at all.

Jedi Gunny, Nov 15, 2008

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NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Thank you, thank you very much

congrats, BaSSiL!!

NYCitygurl, Nov 15, 2008

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Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles Staff Member Manager

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JEDIGUNSHIP said:

It didn't seem like any of my headlines were entertaining at all.
Click to expand...

Yes, they were. I liked the psychic mob boss. Try again and maybe next time you'll get dealed a "naked" or
"nun".

Lady_Belligerent , Nov 15, 2008

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Jedi Gunny Chosen One

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OK, that one was good.

Anyways, congrats to the winner.

Jedi Gunny, Nov 15, 2008

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Mister_Master Jedi Master

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Oct 17, 2007

Congratulation BaSSiL.

Mister_Master, Nov 15, 2008

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DarthAnakin101 Jedi Youngling

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Does this mean I get a loser icon?

DarthAnakin101, Nov 15, 2008

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Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles Staff Member Manager

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Only if you really want to, DarthAnakin101

Okay, do you have what it takes to work for the Enquirer? Then what are you waiting for??
Sign up now!

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Lady_Belligerent , Nov 16, 2008

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DarthAnakin101 Jedi Youngling

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1. DarthAnakin101
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Those colors will be mine.

DarthAnakin101, Nov 16, 2008

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KELIA Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Congrats BaSSil!

And because this was so much fun...

1. DarthAnakin101
2. Kelia
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KELIA, Nov 16, 2008

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padawanlissa Jedi Master

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1. DarthAnakin101
2. Kelia
3. padawanLissa
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padawanlissa, Nov 16, 2008

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The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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1. DarthAnakin101
2. Kelia
3. padawanLissa
4. The_Loyal_Imperial
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6.

Aha! Didn't miss it this time!

The Loyal Imperial, Nov 16, 2008

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RX_Sith Jedi Grand Master

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1. DarthAnakin101
2. Kelia
3. padawanLissa
4. The_Loyal_Imperial
5. RX_Sith
6.

RX_Sith, Nov 16, 2008

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EmpireForever Force Ghost

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1. DarthAnakin101
2. Kelia
3. padawanLissa
4. The_Loyal_Imperial
5. RX_Sith
6. EmpireForever

EmpireForever, Nov 16, 2008

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Jedi Gunny Chosen One

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed signups.

Jedi Gunny, Nov 16, 2008

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Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles Staff Member Manager

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I'm shuffling and dealing now! You'll be getting a PM shortly with your first assignments/hand.
Please remember that you only use the words I send, you don't have to use all of them but it's good it try.
Post your headine here in the thread within 48 hours if possible. Just let me know if you have a time issue.
Please put your points total in your post with the headline.

First one to 500 points is winner! Good luck!!

1. DarthAnakin101
2. Kelia
3. padawanLissa
4. The_Loyal_Imperial
5. RX_Sith
6. EmpireForever

Lady_Belligerent , Nov 17, 2008

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The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Missing Teen Bites Naked Thug

50 + 10 + 25 + 50 + 10 = 145

The poor unlucky thug was stumbling through the woods in search of his clothes, which washed downriver when being cleaned, when he accidentally found, stepped on, and was promptly bitten in response by a missing teen. The toe was successfully reattached at the local hospital.

The Loyal Imperial, Nov 17, 2008

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EmpireForever Force Ghost

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BANKER SHOOTS MAYOR, STABS WIFE

MAYOR 25 points
BANKER 25 points
WIFE 10 points
SHOOTS 10 points
STABS 25 points

= 95 points.

There's nothing funny about a double homicide.

EmpireForever, Nov 17, 2008

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DarthAnakin101 Jedi Youngling

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Nude Hero Lady Weeps For 1st Lady

25+10+10+25+25= 95

"Oh, stupid men! Why can't she be called EQUAL lady?! "

"Why does everybody always look at me like that?"

DarthAnakin101, Nov 17, 2008

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RX_Sith Jedi Grand Master

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CROOKED GIRL ATTACKS BIZARRE MOB BOSS

MOB BOSS 25 points
CROOKED 25 points
GIRL 10 points
BIZARRE 50 points
ATTACKS 10 points

= 120 points

The detective didn't know who to arrest first, the Crooked Girl or the Bizarre Mob Boss.

RX_Sith, Nov 17, 2008

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padawanlissa Jedi Master

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EXCLUSIVE! PSYCHIC WEDS DEAD SUSPECT
25+10+10+25=70 x 2 = 140

A psychic announced that she has married a man suspected in a 200 year old murder.

padawanlissa, Nov 17, 2008

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KELIA Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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DRUGS 25 points
DOG 10 points
TOUGH 10 points
HEIRESS 25 points
340 LB. 50 points

Tough 340lb heiress drugs dog

10 + 50 + 25 + 25 + 10 = 120

A rather bizarre turn of events happened today when Harris Palton, the morbidly obese mega rich heiress to the Palton chocolate fortune, slipped her dog, Peter Pan, a tranquilizer so he would, in her words, ?like shut up already and just like let me carry him around for like a few hours so I could be like photographed with a cute puppy like all my friends are and like people would know how much I like love animals.?

Missing Teen Bites Naked Thug

Good one, Loyal_Imperial!!

KELIA, Nov 18, 2008

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Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles Staff Member Manager

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1. DarthAnakin101 95
2. Kelia 120
3. padawanLissa 140
4. The_Loyal_Imperial 145
5. RX_Sith 120
6. EmpireForever 95

Good work everyone! Next assignments will be arriving shortly!

Lady_Belligerent , Nov 18, 2008

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DarthAnakin101 Jedi Youngling

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MOB BOSS 25 points
WANTED 10 points
BEAUTY 25 points
STUNS 10 points
SUSPECT 10 points

Wanted Mob Boss Beauty Stuns Suspect

10+25+25+10+10= 80+95= 175

"He was just so...handsome. Couldn't take my eyes off him," the suspect said to police. No one is quite sure if the suspect is sane or not.

DarthAnakin101, Nov 18, 2008

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The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Nov 19, 2007

Cruel Judge Nails Urologist, Intern

10 + 25 + 10 + 50 + 10 = 105

In a decision widely decried as unjust by the contemporary urology community, a judge has ruled that urologist R. Finder and his intern both are to be held responsible for procedures performed...erroneously, upon one of their patients.

The Loyal Imperial, Nov 18, 2008

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