Man Bites Dog - the zany headline game - game has a winner

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  1. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    =D= We have a winner!=D=

    Congratulations BaSSil!![:D]


    Final scores:
    1. NYCitygurl 500
    2. JediGunship 470
    3. DarthAnakin101 460
    4. Kelia 485
    5. BaSSiL 570
    6. Mister_Master 545


    You all had some very entertaining headlines this time around! Thanks for playing!![:D]

    I loved the last one my DarthAnakin101! That was a great use of nails!
    WTG Nat for getting in a railroad tycoon.:p
  2. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    It didn't seem like any of my headlines were entertaining at all. [face_thinking]
  3. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Thank you, thank you very much :D :p

    congrats, BaSSiL!!
  4. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, they were. I liked the psychic mob boss. Try again and maybe next time you'll get dealed a "naked" or
    "nun".8-}
  5. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    OK, that one was good.

    Anyways, congrats to the winner. :D
  6. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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  7. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    Does this mean I get a loser icon? [face_worried]
  8. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    Only if you really want to, DarthAnakin101[:D]


    Okay, do you have what it takes to work for the Enquirer? Then what are you waiting for??
    Sign up now!

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    [face_peace]
  9. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    Those colors will be mine. [face_frustrated]
  10. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    Congrats BaSSil!

    =D= =D= =D= =D=

    And because this was so much fun...

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  11. padawanlissa Jedi Master

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  12. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    Aha! Didn't miss it this time! :D
  13. RX_Sith C&G Game Host

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  14. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    2. Kelia
    3. padawanLissa
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    5. RX_Sith
    6. EmpireForever
  15. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed signups. :(
  16. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm shuffling and dealing now! You'll be getting a PM shortly with your first assignments/hand.
    Please remember that you only use the words I send, you don't have to use all of them but it's good it try.
    Post your headine here in the thread within 48 hours if possible. Just let me know if you have a time issue.
    Please put your points total in your post with the headline. :)

    First one to 500 points is winner! Good luck!!

    1. DarthAnakin101
    2. Kelia
    3. padawanLissa
    4. The_Loyal_Imperial
    5. RX_Sith
    6. EmpireForever
  17. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    Missing Teen Bites Naked Thug

    50 + 10 + 25 + 50 + 10 = 145

    The poor unlucky thug was stumbling through the woods in search of his clothes, which washed downriver when being cleaned, when he accidentally found, stepped on, and was promptly bitten in response by a missing teen. The toe was successfully reattached at the local hospital.
  18. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    BANKER SHOOTS MAYOR, STABS WIFE


    MAYOR 25 points
    BANKER 25 points
    WIFE 10 points
    SHOOTS 10 points
    STABS 25 points

    = 95 points.


    There's nothing funny about a double homicide. [face_plain]
  19. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    Nude Hero Lady Weeps For 1st Lady

    25+10+10+25+25= 95

    "Oh, stupid men! Why can't she be called EQUAL lady?! :_|"

    [face_hypnotized]=P~

    "Why does everybody always look at me like that?"
  20. RX_Sith C&G Game Host

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    CROOKED GIRL ATTACKS BIZARRE MOB BOSS

    MOB BOSS 25 points
    CROOKED 25 points
    GIRL 10 points
    BIZARRE 50 points
    ATTACKS 10 points

    = 120 points

    The detective didn't know who to arrest first, the Crooked Girl or the Bizarre Mob Boss. :p
  21. padawanlissa Jedi Master

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    EXCLUSIVE! PSYCHIC WEDS DEAD SUSPECT
    25+10+10+25=70 x 2 = 140

    A psychic announced that she has married a man suspected in a 200 year old murder.
  22. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    DRUGS 25 points
    DOG 10 points
    TOUGH 10 points
    HEIRESS 25 points
    340 LB. 50 points

    Tough 340lb heiress drugs dog

    10 + 50 + 25 + 25 + 10 = 120

    A rather bizarre turn of events happened today when Harris Palton, the morbidly obese mega rich heiress to the Palton chocolate fortune, slipped her dog, Peter Pan, a tranquilizer so he would, in her words, ?like shut up already and just like let me carry him around for like a few hours so I could be like photographed with a cute puppy like all my friends are and like people would know how much I like love animals.?


    Missing Teen Bites Naked Thug

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Good one, Loyal_Imperial!!
  23. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    1. DarthAnakin101 95
    2. Kelia 120
    3. padawanLissa 140
    4. The_Loyal_Imperial 145
    5. RX_Sith 120
    6. EmpireForever 95


    =D= Good work everyone! Next assignments will be arriving shortly!
  24. DarthAnakin101 Jedi Master

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    MOB BOSS 25 points
    WANTED 10 points
    BEAUTY 25 points
    STUNS 10 points
    SUSPECT 10 points

    Wanted Mob Boss Beauty Stuns Suspect

    10+25+25+10+10= 80+95= 175

    "He was just so...handsome. Couldn't take my eyes off him," the suspect said to police. No one is quite sure if the suspect is sane or not.
  25. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    Cruel Judge Nails Urologist, Intern

    10 + 25 + 10 + 50 + 10 = 105

    In a decision widely decried as unjust by the contemporary urology community, a judge has ruled that urologist R. Finder and his intern both are to be held responsible for procedures performed...erroneously, upon one of their patients.
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