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Bites 10
Naked 50
Mandalorians 25
Nom Anor 50
Moff 50

Total = 185

Moff Nom Anor Bites Naked Mandalorians

 

Angry 25
Jabba 25
Kyp Duron 50
Defends 25
Spills 10


Jabba defends angry Kyp Durron

Welcome to The Onion.

 

Saves 25
Revealed 50
Bantha 25
Ben Skywalker 50
Bothan 25

Ben Skywalker Saves Revealed Bantha, Bothan

Apparently a bantha with a built-in cloaking device is possible after all.

 

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3. prj1-145
4. Hazel-185
5. Gunny-225

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Crazy 10
Force Pushes 10
Force Lightening 20
Drops 25
Obi-Wan Kenobi 50
Total = 115 points.

Crazy Force Pushes, Force Lightning, Obi-Wan Kenobi Drops.

Kenobi eludes a half-dozen Sithly dudes by dropping/leaping off a balcony; that leaves the Darths to fry each other instead.

 

Captain Rex 25
Booster Terrik 50
Coruscant 50
Chase 10
Thermal Detonator 10

Coruscant chase: Captain Rex, Booster Terrik

Booster's been a bad boy.

 

Skirmish 20
Podracing 10
HK-47 25
Qui-Gon Jinn 50
Jedi Mind Trick 10

Total = 115

Qui-Gon Jinn Jedi Mind Tricks HK-47 during Podracing Skirmish

 

Secret 25
Yoda 50
Bites 10
Stormtrooper 25
Noghri 50

Total points: 160

Yoda Noghri Secret Bites Stormtrooper

 

Blames 10
Fake 25
Sheds 10
Mos Eisley 25
Ben Skywalker 50

Mos Eisley Sheds, Blames Fake Luke Skywalker

 

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HK-47 25
Mynock 25
Clone 25
Bites 10
Angry 25

Total points: 110

Angry Mynock Bites Clone HK-47

 

Nails 10
Mos Eisley 25
YVH Droid 10
Sullustan 25
Princess Leia 50

Total = 120

Sullustan Nails Princess Leia and YVH Droid in Mos Eisley

 

Spills 10
Hapes 25
Wes Janson 50
Force Pushes 10
Block 10

Block Force Pushes Wes Janson, Spills Hapes

Arturo Block, who apparently is a Force-sensitive, pushed the pilot using Force powers, and then let an entire Cluster fall out of his pocket.

 

Twi'lek 25
Emperor 50
Jagged Fel 50
Podracing 10
Blasts 25


Emperor Jagged Fel blasts podracing Twi'lek

He was beating Fel's favorite.

 

Mob Boss 25
Navy 10
Saves 25
Chief of State Daala 50
Killik 25

Total = 135 points.

Navy Saves Killik Mob Boss, chief of State Daala

 

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Strikes 10
Lost 25
Mandalore 25
Death Star 50
Jedi 50
Total: 160 points.

Jedi Strikes Death Star; Maddalore Lost.

The Mandalorians investment in personnel and materials/technology was heavy.

 

Missing 50
Secret 25
Exclusive! (doubles score if played)
Yoda 50
Ahsoka 25

Total = 300

Exclusive! Ahsoka Missing, Yoda keeps Secret

Wait until Anakin finds out...

 

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Darth Revan 50
Watto 10
Podracing 10
Force Lightening 20
Force Pushes 10


Darth Revan Force Pushes Podracing Watto

Never try to cheat a Sith lord.

 

Jawa 25
Grand Admiral Thrawn 50
Darth Caedus 50
Collapse 10
Fumble 10

Grand Admiral Thrawn Fumble; Darth Caedus, Jawa Collapse!

Thrawn was trying to carry the other two, but tripped on a rock and dropped them.

 

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5. Gunny-595

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Rare 10
Bounty 10
Take off 10
Wedge Antilles 50
Jedi Mind Trick 10

Total = 90

Jedi Mind Trick: Wedge Antilles Takes off after Rare Bounty

Jedi Corran Horn mind tricked his superior officer to get the day off

 

Wookie 25
Taun-taun 25
Han Solo 50
Star Destroyer 10
Burns 10
Total: 120 points.

Star Destroyer Burns Tauntaun; Han Solo, Wookie...

Are nowhere on the sensors; they're hiding in an asteroid field.

 

Exclusive! (doubles score if played)
Jedi 50
Cilghal 50
Nexu 10
Chase 10

Exclusive! Jedi Chase Cilghal, Nexu!