Census Man Bites Dog v.2- the zany headline game--game has a winner

Sign ups:

1. Jade eyes

2. Hazel

3. NYCitygurl

4. The_Loyal_Imperial

5. JEDI_TEEGIRLOO

6. Bri_Windstar

 

And let the games begin! The Star Wars cards are mixed in.

Players
1. Jade eyes
2. Hazel
3. NYCitygurl
4. The_Loyal_Imperial
5. JEDI_TEEGIRLOO
6. Bri_Windstar

48 hours to post your headlines in the thread. Have fun!

 

Crazy Stormtrooper Bites First YVH Droid!

10 + 25 + 10 + 10 + 10 = 65

And probably chipped a tooth in the process...

 

ouch!
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Corscant 50
Hyperspace 25
Again 10
Lover 10
Dumps 10

Total= 105.

Daala Dumps Lover in Hyperspace Again, on their way to Corscant.

The lady cannot make up her mind.

 

Mandalore 25
Death Star 50
Feds 10
Psychic 25
Revealed 50

Total = 160

Death Star Revealed by Psychic Mandalore, Imperial Feds investigate.

 

Ahsoka Weds A Nexu, Saves Kamino.

Saves 25
Weds 25
Kamino 10
Ahsoka 25
Nexu 10

Total = 95

 

Moff 50
Lando Calrissian 50
Burns 10
Convict 25
Slays 10

=145

Lando Calrissian Slays Convict, Burns Moff

He told the moff to watch out for the flamethrower . . .

 

Those were all great! Very funny.

Scores
1. Jade eyes-105
2. Hazel-160
3. NYCitygurl-145
4. The_Loyal_Imperial-65
5. JEDI_TEEGIRLOO-95
6. Bri_Windstar

Cards on the way out. 48 hours to post your headlines.

 

Wes Janson Dumps Twi'lek, Mystery Jawa!

50 + 10 + 25 + 25 + 25 = 135

One for obvious reasons.

 

Kyp Duron 50
Mos Eisley 25
Drops 25
Crazy 10
Bites 10

Total = 120

Crazy Togorian Bites Kyp Durron in Mos Eisley, then Drops denture.

And won't be biting anyone again

 

Famous Bantha Cub named Burns Was Lost on Naboo; Mara Jade Skywalker found it; Thousands cheer.



25 + 50 + 25 + 10 + 10 =120 points.

 

Jabba had a secret affair with the Last Fake Yoda Holostar!

Love letters were found.



25 + 10 + 25 + 50 + 10 = 120

 

Mandalorians 25
Sullustan 25
Rare 10
Missing 50
Heiress 10

=120

Mandalorians Missing Sullustan Heiress; Rare

Because they never miss anyone.

 

Scores
1. Jade eyes-225
2. Hazel-280
3. NYCitygurl-265
4. The_Loyal_Imperial-200
5. JEDI_TEEGIRLOO-210
6. Bri_Windstar

Cards on the way out. 24 hours to post your headlines!

 

Mandalore Clone Tries to Nab Wedge Antilles in Hyperspace but his X-Wing has a cloaking device and a smart pilot!


Hyperspace - Clone - Mandalore - Wedge Antilles - X-Wing.
50+25+25+25+25 = 150 points.

 

That is so true, Jade!


Han Solo 50
Star Destroyer 10
Nexu 10
Bites 10
Naked 50

Total = 130

Nexu Bites Naked Han Solo in Star Destroyer

Although the reason for Captain Solo's 'outfit' remains unclear at this point.

 

No headlines possible with this round's cards for me.

 

Ben Skywalker and Captain Rex Nab the First Ewok Thug.

And he's a feisty one!


50 + 25 + 10+ 25 + 25 = 135

 

A naked Han Solo and then an Ewok thug -- !!!!!

 

Hapes 25
Chief of State Daala 50
Defends 25
Tatooine 25
Gilad Pellaeon 25

Hapes Chief of State Daala Defends Gilad Pellaeon

The Hapans kicked her out for supporting a man.

 

Oh wow, those are great.

Scores
1. Jade eyes-375
2. Hazel-410
3. NYCitygurl-390
4. The_Loyal_Imperial-200
5. JEDI_TEEGIRLOO-345
6. Bri_Windstar

48 hours to post your headlines in the thread. Good luck!

 

Tahiri Veila 50
New 10
Mystery 25
Jabba 25
Imperial 50

Total = 160

Tahiri Veila unravels New Imperial Mystery involving Jabba

More on that on tomorrow?s edition.

 

Booster Terrik Jealous of Rare Artifact Discovered by Princess Leia's Padawan.

It was worth a lot of creds and can disguise a ship's true transponder signal, making it difficult to tell the true location. Very handy. LOL

50+50+10+10+10= 130 points.

 

Cilghal Drops Lando Calrissian, AT-ST Again!

50 + 25 + 50 + 10 + 10 = 145

Levitation is hard work.

 

Sullustan Defends Bantha at the Secret Rebel Base on Endor.

25 + 25 + 25 + 25 + 10 = 110