Waco, TX Man, if only...

If only I was hunky.

 

Oh my God, I din't need to read that




Must find happy place, must find happy place

 

Shhh Joe it's alright.

//hums

 

Carrie fisher is a STILL A HOTTIE OMG

 

Did you meet her at Carrie-Con, Robert?

 

so you think she still has the metal Bikini?

 

Come on. She may be old, but she's still the object of all(men) our Star Wars fantasies! The guy she's seeing isn't even old enough to have seen any of the movies, except maybe Jedi. If I had a chance to shack up with her, I tell you what... I sure's hell would. She's not *quite* old enough to be my mom! hehheh

 

Leia, my first crush.

 

She's old enough to be my mom

 

What about Nat?

She must feel left out.

 

natalie portman does not have carrie fisher bewbies!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Goon, ever watch the Chappelle Show? "She's got great New York bewbs!"

Yes, I already turn heads when people find out that when I graduated high school, my wife was in 6th grade. Natalie is at least 2 years younger than that! At least with Carrie it's just funky, with Natalie it borders on statutory...

But you know, I don't think I'd turn either of them down, ya know. .... if I wasn't married and all...

 

Sorry. Nat just isn't Leia.


I mean come on. It's Princess Leia we're talking about here. She will always be on top of the SW Hot chick food chain.

 

what jedi hot-chick food chain? she was the only one, and since I have no bias of seeing her when she did have a good body, I'm going with Nataile who is genuinely attractive and probably won't blow up like a puffer fish after the prequels are over

 

it's not the body that makes her hot, It's the Character.

Princess Leia is, well, Princess Leia

You just can't help but look at here with tinted glasses.


I remember getting into fights with people over weather Han or Luke would end up with her. (Note this was pre ROTJ and mostly pre ESB though some Luke/Leia Fans where in denial after ESB)

Padme may be hot but Princess Leia is a goddess.

 

leia in rotj bikini=mans fantasy,nuff said.