ST Massive spoiler. Star Wars episode 7 opening crawl leaked.

Cue the X-Files theme. He says the truth is out there...

 

people who post completely fake stuff and then keep acting like it's real should be banned in my opinion. making a joke is one thing. an attention grab is something else.

 

I would like to know when, where, how, and why you have this information. Also who you work for and your position.

 

You guys are still feeding the troll?

 

Did you forsee it in a vision? A drug induced craze? A nightmare? A fanfic site?

 

lakhota said: ↑
How do they get the Emperor's clasp if he was tossed off into the reactor?

and since when is it gold?

The Emperor is the Emperor! He is a rich man! Surely you don't expect him to only own one pair of underpants?! Is it too much to expect that he might have a second pair? Honestly!

 

so the clasp is from his underpants now?

 

Hahaha, I am sorry maybe his cleaners on the Death Star has a few pair for when they press and steam his robes.

 

Not everyone clasps their underpants?

 

Welcome to Imperial Dry Cleaning, your uniform pressed and cleaned in 24 hours or your choice of a free Force Choke or Force Lightning.

 

I haven't had this good a laugh in ages!

 

I found is this the one? Omg he might be telling the truth

 

I had the biggest smile on my face as I read this. It was so wonderfully terrible.

 

people who post completely fake stuff and then keep acting like it's real should be banned in my opinion. making a joke is one thing. an attention grab is something else.

Well I'm not staying on line much longer as I have other things to do so I don't really have any need for your attention. I get plenty of that from ..... My cats! Ha ha! Only joking. A wind up. I do not own any pets.

 

I like this guy. I think that he has a bright future here.

 

I would like to know when, where, how, and why you have this information. Also who you work for and your position.

I am an EX employee and if I were daft enough to answer any of these things I'd expose myself and leave myself wide open to all sorts of trouble. So I cannot answer you.

 

Well I know you are English, because Americans do not say wind up, so maybe you work for the

 

Now Tarantino will have to rewrite the ending!

 

Sounds a bit crap to me. I may give Ep VII a miss then...

 

There is no Anakin ghost. Nor does Kenobi return as one. Only a certain evil character does and even then not in the way you've seen them do before.

 

It's not like it takes any talent to write Tarantino's stuff. Just write standard fare and sprinkle in 36 dozen or so N-Bombs and some F-Bombs.

 

Oh hell yeah, I hope it's Darth Maul with spider legs. Slaying Jedi scum.