ST Massive spoiler. Star Wars episode 7 opening crawl leaked.

Evil character returns? Jar Jar, it's Jar Jar isn't it?!

 

Did you forsee it in a vision? A drug induced craze? A nightmare? A fanfic site?
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I saw it with my own eyes. The same eyes I use to help me cross the road. I READ THE SCRIPT!! Or at least parts of it as you don't easily get the whole thing.

 

So whilst we've got you here oh greater leaker of knowledge, can you let us know the cast too. You seem pretty reliable so far....

 

I've heard from "insiders" that Palpatine returns as:

(HUGE SPOILER!!!!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED)

 

Too bad for you there is a policy about posting "insider" knowledge.

 

I fear for your safety when crossing the road then

 

Referring to the Emperors clasp:- and since when is it gold?

Well perhaps it isn't. Perhaps it's just a cheap metal or even a plastic painted gold.
Some of the comments now are becoming absurd.

 

Let's see... "opening scrawl"... lowercase and numeric "episode 7"... "clairvoyantly"... "both new and, at the same time, old" whoa dude, he has, like, TWO AGES... lowercase "imperial"... "Leah" (good God are you serious)... "serpent cult" (lol)... rampant improper use of apostrophes...

If you're trying to start a rumor, you gotta try harder than this.

 

There is certainly one thing here that is absurd....

 

Too bad for you there is a policy about posting "insider" knowledge.

Indeed there is. Which is why I've said nothing to identify myself. Disney's lawyers GFYS.

 

Well I guess it's time to reveal my identity.

Hi, Gordonai, I'mm JJ Abrams and I've been on these boards for years. I'll have you know I am going to hunt you down an discover your identity. You will "never work in this industry again." In addition I will "personally make sure your reputation is destroyed."

Remember JCFers you can contact me if you suspect leakers or internet scoopers are on these boards at:

youllneverworkinthistownagain@badrobot.com

and illpersonallydestroyyourreputation@badrobot.com

Thanks


JJ Abrams

Keeper of the Mystery Box

 

Locking.

 

Screw Disney's lawyers I am telling Mickey Mouse on you!