Master Fwiffo was found face down on his computer keyboard, one of a Toy X-Wings missiles embedded in his temple. It was deemed a suicide. Further investigation showed that he had downloaded an illigal copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special and had begun to watch. Apparently, he only made it through half. Next to him was a hand scawled note that read 'Why George? Why? How could you do this to me? Why? WHY?" Also, it read "PS: I've always lover you Carrie. That fling with Natalie never meant anything." Meanwhile, California Governer Gray Davis blamed it on the 'vast right-wing conspiracy.' The surgeons general has decreed that from hereon out, all illigal copys of the Star Wars Holiday Special must now have a warning that read 'The Surgeons General has found that watching illigal copys of the Star Wars Holiday Special may lead to injury and/or death.' ----- When Carrie Fisher started to sing, it was then that I knew Hell.