DFW, TX Master Yoda VS. Lord Voldemort

"The Force" VS. "wizardry" who do u think wod win yoda is stong in the force, wise and he has no match in lightsaber dueling. voldemort is evil, cunning and ruthless. voldemort is not stong in the force and needs a wand to do anything with magic.

 

Yoda would use the Force to pull that wand right out of Voldemort's hand, just like Saruman did to Gandalf. Then Voldy would be as helpless as a one-armed Anakin.

 

Voldemort couldn't kill a helpless baby (grant it Harry was protected by his mother's love... or at least that is the case until further discussed in later books), Voldemort suffers from stupid villian syndrome (talks way to much when he should just be killing Potter right away),and Voldemort also blows another chance to kill Harry in Goblet. Now we have Yoda, the size of Harry when Vodlemort first lost to Harry. But Yoda isn't innocent, the guy is the ultimate jedi master. My conclusion, Voldemort get's his arse handed to him and Yoda spends the rest of his time celebrating. Matter of fact, they make an action figure of Yoda with a snake around his neck to symbolize the arse beating!

 

As much as I love Voldemort, Yoda would wipe him out.

Remember, spells have to be somewhat aimed. You need a line of sight.

And as we all saw, Yoda moves like a Ferrett on crack washed down with a 6 pack of Jolt.

Poor Voldemort couldn't lock in the target.

Then Yoda would hand him his head...Litteraly.

 

you have'ta consider one thing when it comes to a mach like this and thats wisdom VS. stupited....yoda knows more and is more focused

 

Yeah, in the HP universe, Voldemort is unbelievably powerful, there's no doubt about it.

But he would have a tough time fighting even a mediocre Jedi in the SW universe. Yoda would absolutely wipe the floor with him, to say NOTHING of what Palpatine would do to him.

Now if you want a good fight--Yoda vs. Raistlin Majere. THAT is one that I might actually not bet on Yoda.

 

Heh...too much DragonLance, Branson.

Palpatine vs. Raistlin

 

YODA WILL WIN!
how many times must i agree with you brandee and how many times must you ask this question?
(sorry this question has been repetitive between the two of us for about a year or so now)

 

Lets Put it Like this Who lived to be 700 years Old. And I dont think he did that by being falling victim to defeat.......

 

700 years....okay have i been dreaming and screwing up my facts cause i swear it's 900, not 700

 

The lady has a point, KP.

 

slip of the finger, even more to the point

700, 900 hell after 500 I think its all pretty much the same thing...

 

NO! Admit it! You were WRONG!!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!