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Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited

Discussion in 'Croatia' started by Amon_Amarth, Jul 14, 2005.

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  1. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Evo ga, mali dio za ljubitelje Ratova Zvijezda koji su jo? i k tome ljubitelji matematike. Super, sad ces mi moci davati instrukcije kad pocne ?kolska godina... :p








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  2. Darth_Fizyk

    Darth_Fizyk Jedi Knight star 5

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    I feel... a little bit lost in here :p
     
  3. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    lol

    Don't worry, Fizyk, we'll let it be a English forum, so post and enjoy!
    I was saying to Malak that I'll be able to use this thread to get some Math help in the next school year. :p
     
  4. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    I would be honoured to give online instructions to a fellow SW fan! ;)

    Glad that you decided this to be an English forum, that's how more people will visit this place. BUt perhaps you should've put it someplace else, becouse here are only you, Fizyk, me, don't know about Orion, Ana will die rather than post here... :p

    Still, as our moto, I would siggest:
    "We live in a complex world!"
    It is SW and Math combined. :p :p :p
    :D :D :D
     
  5. Jedi_Orion

    Jedi_Orion Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I'm just lurking around here. ;) Besides i hate math so don't expect any posts from me on the subject. :D
     
  6. Darthana

    Darthana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Great that someone agrees with me! Down with the evilness that Math brings!!! :p
     
  7. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    Ana, embrace the power of the Math side or your own destruction!!!

    :p
     
  8. Darthana

    Darthana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    To quote Luke:
    "Never! You failed. I'm a Jedi, like my father before me!"
     
  9. Darth_Fizyk

    Darth_Fizyk Jedi Knight star 5

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    Do not underestimate the power of Math!

    Every single Jedi is now imaginary number :p You know... Xj, where j = sqrt(-1) ;)
     
  10. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [face_laugh] Exactly, Fizyk. As Malak sig says: We live in a complex world. ;) :p

    / Obi-Wan gives Luke a book of classical Math tasks; /
    "Your father would have wanted you to have this, when you were old enough... weapon of a Math Knight; an elegant weapon of more civilized days, before the dark times, before the Kaos theory."
    :p :p :p
     
  11. Mr_Fantastic

    Mr_Fantastic Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Life's complex. It has a real and an imaginary part.
    (a+bi)
     
  12. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
    Very good, Amart!

    "So be it, Jedi!"
    ~ Malak burns Darthana with Force-lightning~ [face_devil]

     
  13. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    a+bi

    Indeed.
    Here we always use x for real nad y for imaginary part. It is all the same, but still.
     
  14. Mr_Fantastic

    Mr_Fantastic Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Disciple_of_Malak, you really should treat Darthana with more respect.

    Don't use any of the Force powers on me because you KNOW I am entitled to my own opinion.

    (Notice how I deliberatly *forgot* to mention the lightsabers, that is simply because I'm a Guardian.)
     
  15. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A Guardian?

    Blind Guardian, possibly? ;)
    (check my profile if you do not understand)
     
  16. Mr_Fantastic

    Mr_Fantastic Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yessss!

    Nightfall in Middle Earth: Mirror Mirror!
     
  17. Darthana

    Darthana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mr.Fantastic, thakns for your concern, but Igor (Disciple_of_Malak) and I know each other from real life and we are very good friends. He didn't mean anything wrong, this is just our way of communication.

    Igore: if you want a war, you have it!!!
    ~Darthana uses lightsaber to block the lightning and do whatever master Windu did in Chancelors office in Episode 3~
    HA! [face_devil]
     
  18. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yessss!
    Nightfall in Middle Earth: Mirror Mirror!


    "Mirror mirror
    on the wall
    true hope lies beyond the coast
    you're a damned kind
    can't you see
    that tomorrow bares insanity!!!"

    :D :D :D :D :D

    Yay! I was starting to think that I am the only one here on the boards that listens to BG.

     
  19. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    I heard about that band. Not bad, but I prefer rock and heavy metal. Blind Guardian reminds me of trubadours, somehow. Trubadours with bass and rhytm guitars, that is. ;)


    Darthana, dear, you may block my force powers, but you cannot block my Math powers!!! Mwahahahahaha! [face_devil]

    Here's another math joke:


    Two functions meet in a narrow street.

    f(x) says: "Clear the way."

    "No I won't." sais the f(y)

    "Move over, or I will differentiate you!" growls the first function

    "Ha! I'd like to see you try it, I'm ex-function!" says f(y)
     
  20. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Move over, or I will differentiate you!"

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Great! Where did you get that, Malak?
     
  21. Darthana

    Darthana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh, really! I don't take any of this the way Amon does, I think this is funny becouse it is utterly geekish.
     
  22. Deciple_of_Malak

    Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master star 4

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    I never said that I'm not a geek. :-B

    :p

    Here's another one:

    A biologist, a statistician and a mathematician are on a photo-safari in africa. They drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars.
    The biologist : "Look! There's a herd of zebras! And there, in the middle : A white zebra! It's fantastic ! There are white zebra's ! We'll be famous !"

    The statistician : "It's not significant. We only know there's one white zebra."

    The mathematician : "Actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is white on one side."


     
  23. Darth_Fizyk

    Darth_Fizyk Jedi Knight star 5

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    This thread is going to be more crazy, than invited people ;)
     
  24. Amon_Amarth

    Amon_Amarth Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That was th point, wasn't it? ;)
     
  25. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Master star 7

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    Well, I'm sure I can be blissfully bizarre.
     
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