Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited

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  1. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    I know. The site had been shut after I posted this.
  2. Slyk1988 Jedi Knight

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    oh, yeah.
    deciple u wanted to play ko? aaaaaa....... DON'T
    well u can i'll give u mine account
  3. Lord_of_all_Noldor Jedi Knight

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    KO? Account?
    Are you talking about Knight Online by any chance?

    I played it for like a month, but it totaly sux! I'm subscribed for World of Warcraft now. :cool:
  4. Slyk1988 Jedi Knight

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    OM*G! u lucky gade sa wow-om koji mozes uzivati u onome u cemu mi obicni smrtnici samo sanjamo! ko je ok GW je bolji WOW RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  5. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]
    "A sign of jelaousy that is." :p


    I bet that with time you and Fire will get bored by GW and get WOW. I bet!
  6. Slyk1988 Jedi Knight

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    Nah. Maybe while i am at PMF, but not now
  7. Lord_of_all_Noldor Jedi Knight

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    WOW RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Exactly. I've seen GW at my friend's. I have to admit, it has amazing graphics, but WOW has far better story and plot, and more interesting ways of gaining xp in start.
  8. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    oh, yeah.
    deciple u wanted to play ko? aaaaaa....... DON'T
    well u can i'll give u mine account


    [face_laugh] I asked that question a month ago. :p I would like to play it, but with the college and all I don't have much free time. :( Thanks anyway.
  9. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    What does WOW has to do with PMF?
  10. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    They don't get any work so they have to play WOW in their free time?
  11. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    They don't get any work so they have to play WOW in their free time?

    Hell no!!! You barely have free time to do anything except studying at PMF.
    But I have to admit, I had some time to play games on computer, but that is why my ex broke up with me. :p [face_blush]
  12. Slyk1988 Jedi Knight

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    To tell u the truth i haven't studied much at PMG. actually i sutdied less there then while i was at normal(8-year school).
  13. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    You must be a science freek then. :p
  14. Slyk1988 Jedi Knight

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    nah. just have luck. btw my dad is math geniuos. i learned everything from him! he still has more knoiwledge then i but i'll be better!!!!
  15. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    [face_liarliar] You don't learn but you have final grade 4 (i tako si osuðen an maturu).
  16. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    pwnt!

    Hide and Seek!

    ^Ignore that :p
  17. Darthana Jedi Master

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    I look in this thread from time to time, but now I am completely lost. Is "Hide and seek" a math termin? :confused: Couse, if it is, it sounds pretty stupid.
  18. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Nah, it's an FFUK thing, you play hide and seek, and write that where your hiding so others can see you. I'm hiding here :p
  19. Darthana Jedi Master

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  20. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    :p I know

    At least i didn't hide in BeNeLux. I would have contaminated the people's eyes :p
  21. Darthana Jedi Master

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    Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here. ;)



    Cita? li ovo, Igore, du?o? [face_devil] :* [face_devil] Zajebavam se. :p
  22. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here.

    Lo?e, Darthana, lo?e... [face_talk_hand]

    :p
  23. Darthana Jedi Master

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    Ma znam, bilo je to za onog mulca Igora. :p :p :p
  24. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] Yep, thats us.
    Ana, hvala na komplimentu! :D
  25. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    I almost forgot to post this. A guy I met on classes gave me a floppy with thease:

    Math poems:

    The Moebius strip is a pain,
    When you cut it again and again,
    But if you should wedge
    A large disk round the edge
    Then you just get a PROjective plane.
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    If you have a cross-CAP on your sphere,
    And you give it a circle-shaped tear,
    Then just shake it about
    And untangle it out
    And a Moebius strip will appear!
    ========================================
    Consider the pitiful plight
    Of a runner who wasn't too bright
    But he sprinted so fast,
    That he vanished at last
    By red-shifting himself out of sight.
    ========================================
    In the near-light speed space-ship I'm in,
    I went rocketting off from my twin;
    But since I'VE been away
    I've aged hardly a day
    And just LOOK at the state that he's in!

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    A go-go lap dancer, a pip,
    Was able to peel in a zip.
    But she read science fiction,
    And died of constriction,
    Attempting a Mobius strip.


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    If you integrate zee squared dee zee
    From one to the cube root of three
    Multiplied by cosine
    Of three pi over nine
    You get natural log of the cube root of e


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    THE MAGIC OF STATISTICS

    The statistician spends his days,
    In figuring out the many ways,
    In which a standard error can,
    Enclose by bars the average man.
    And having thus imprisoned him,
    Perhaps at some researcher's whim,
    Can with the same chicanery,
    Enlarge the bars and set him free.
    Or better yet, within the sample,
    Locate some points with girth so ample,
    That if by "choice" they were discarded,
    Man and hypothesis are safeguarded.


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    Right! Read:- 'a2' below as "a squared"
    'b2' below as "b squared" etc.

    If a = b (so I say) [a = b]
    And we multiply both sides by a
    Then we'll see that a2 [a2 = ab]
    When with ab compared
    Are the same. Remove b2. OK? [a2-b2 = ab-b2]

    Both sides we will factorize. See?
    Now each side contains a - b. [(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)]
    We'll divide through by a
    Minus b and olé
    a + b = b. Oh whoopee! [a+b = b]

    But since I said a = b
    b + b = b you'll agree? [b+b = b]
    So if b = 1
    Then this sum I have done [1+1 = 1]
    Proves that 2 = 1. Q.E.D.


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    Hehehe.
    Some knoweledge of English math phrases is necessary for understanding this.
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