Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited

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  1. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    I didn't understand all of them, but some were pretty funny.

    I had my first Math exam in the third year today. :D [face_worried] :p
  2. Darthana Jedi Master

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  3. Slyk1988 Jedi Knight

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    damn i hate math.
    no, i love it, but not at 18:00
  4. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]


    [face_laugh]

    [face_dancing] Bolja sam ovoga puta. :p
  5. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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  6. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    Brojevna kru?nica je smije?na. Ozbiljno.
  7. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    You are a hard guy to find Cobra!

    Hi all by the way!
    I would stay and chat but I think I may visit your pub instead!
    Math is not my thing!
  8. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    o_O U kojem smislu?
  9. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    *Brings in square metre of Shrubbery*

    There you are, oh great Mathematicians. I humbly apologise in face of thine grace, and beg forgiveness. I wrote an A/P fic. I shall now shoot myself.
  10. Darthana Jedi Master

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    Oh, don't be so silly. The fic was lovely! Why apologise?!




    Hehehe, Igor, who's winning now. [face_mischief] ;)
  11. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    OH NOES, MATH has been uber pwnt ftw!!

    Mathpwnt
  12. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    Hey, mathematicians! I see that we have been neglecting this topic lately. Here are some of the new math joks, quite actual at my Uni at the moment. Some guys have already put them on the internet, but I don't see that you posted it here:

    - What does the zero say to the the eight?
    - Nice belt!


    Teacher: What is 2k + k?
    Student: 3000!


    This one comes from listening classes on English: ;)
    - Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
    - Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
  13. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]

    The second and third especially :p
  14. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    On various contests (Znanost Mladima), a lot of freeks gather and share their adventures like solving, various types of problems, doing some experiments and also, they share weird silly jokes. I heard a lot of them today on my chemistry competition, but the math one was the funniest:

    -What is the difference between a PhD in Mathematics and a large pizza?

    -Large pizza can feed a whole family.

    :p
  15. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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  16. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    Well, it is true. Math and naturale sciences are not very well paid, but they pwn. :)
  17. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Unless you're an astrophysicmathematician :p
  18. Deciple_of_Malak Jedi Master

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    Znanost Mladima? That's so old. I always went to Math and Geography. I know that it doesn't have to do much with each other, but I was goos at it. Actualy, in highschool I sucked at math at school, but I never missed those competitions. Eh, good times. :) (darn, I sounded so old :p )

    Pizza > PhD Math - true, but I love Math more that I love pizza. ;)
  19. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    unlocked and upped on request.
  20. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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  21. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    This made me smile, even though a large pizza can only just feed me. :)
  22. Amon_Amarth Force Ghost

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    Thanks. :)


    Now, we need some more Math jokes. :D Except 'm out of the league now. No more Mathematics for me, now that I'm on Uni, which is kind of a relief. I have silly Quantitative Biology, though. Which is just Statistics in a poor desguise. They cunningly lure people in by putting the word Biology in the module name. [face_frustrated] The only boring subject I have at Uni.
  23. sick_sith_girl Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh] Great one!



    Sooooooo, this is the Math place? Not bad. :p
  24. Darthana Jedi Master

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    It is back from the dead.
  25. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Anakin: "I don't like bar charts. They're coarse and rough and irritating, and the bars get everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth... like a sine graph..."

    :p

    And now, a rewrite!

    ANAKIN: Padme, I saw your ship...
    PADME: Oh, Anakin!
    ANAKIN: It's all right, you're safe now. What are you doing out here?
    PADME: I was so worried about you. Obi-Wan told me terrible things.
    ANAKIN: What things?
    PADME: He said you have turned around the point of infinity... that you tried to get the sqrt of -1.
    ANAKIN: Obi-Wan is trying to balance the equation.
    PADME: He cares about us.
    ANAKIN: Us??!
    PADME: He knows . . . He wants to help you.
    ANAKIN: Is Obi-Wan going to protect you? He can't ... he can't help you. He's not strong enough.
    PADME: Anakin, all I want is your love.
    ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only trigonometry can do that.
    PADME: At what cost? You are a good person. Don't do this.
    ANAKIN: I won't lose you the way I lost my mother! I've become more powerful than Yoda^18 and I've done it for you. To protect you.
    PADME: Come away with me. Help me raise our child. Leave everything else behind while we still can.
    ANAKIN: Don't you see, we don't have to run away anymore. I have brought maths to the Republic. I am more powerful than any function. I can differentiate them, and together you and I can rule the galaxy. Make maths the way we want it to be.
    PADME: I don't believe what I'm hearing . . . Obi-Wan was right. You've changed.
    ANAKIN: I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The Mathematicians turned against me. Don't you turn against me.
    PADME: I don't know you anymore. Anakin, UR braking my <3 :'(. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I can't follow.
    ANAKIN: Because of Obi-Wan?
    PADME: Because of what you've done . . . what you plan to do. Stop, stop now. Come back! I love you.
    ANAKIN: (seeing Obi-Wan) Lier!
    PADME: No!
    ANAKIN: You're with him. You've unbalanced me! You brought him here to differentiate me!
    PADME: NO! Anakin. I swear ... I ...
    OBI-WAN: Let her go, Anakin.
    ANAKIN: What have you and she been up to?
    OBI-WAN: Let her go!
    ANAKIN: You turned her against me.
    OBI-WAN: You have done that yourself.
    ANAKIN: You will not take her from me.
    OBI-WAN: Your lust for maths has already done that. You have allowed this Sith Lord to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to differentiate.
    ANAKIN: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Mathematicians. I do not fear the Prime Numbers as you do. I have brought soul, life, sex, and partying to my PMF.
    OBI-WAN: Your PMF?
    ANAKIN: Don't make me differentiate you.
    OBI-WAN: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Mathematicians... to logic.
    ANAKIN: If you're not with me, you're my enemy.
    OBI-WAN: Only a Sith deals in Prime Numbers. I will do what I must.
    ANAKIN: You will try.

    :p
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