Max Rebo Cantina

Hello. This is the Max Rebo Cantina. They wanted a job so we hired them to play in the place. I am your bartender along with JediMasterKitFisto.

\Menu:
Anything you can think of.

We like to talk about the rough stuff and the juicy stuff too. I hope you will enjoy your stay at the Max Rebo Cantina.

 

What is the true name of Blue Milk.

 

Isn't it Juri Juice?

I'll take a drink. So what do you guys do?

 

Listen, keep it simple. Do you want a blue milk or not? We like to talk about everything as long as there are no spoilers. So, you want a Juri juice.

<slides a juri juice across the counter>

Best Juri juice I ever had in my life. What do you think?

 

We talk about anything, except spoilers
NO SPOILERS.thanks

 

Oh, another thing is respect your other customers. If you can't say anything nice I will... Well, just don't say anything at all.

 

We need some MUSIC!

Oh, blue elephant piano man......
'Jedi Rocks' please.
and make it LOUD.


*Max and the Band start playing*


Thanks!

 

<Sy Snootles sings a loud tune>

Good choice Lee.
Do you want a drink Lee?

 

I'll take a Corellian Brandy, thanks.

 

<Bartender turns around. The sound of liquid foaming into the glass already refreshes Lee>

Here ya go. So what do you think about AOTC?

 

Loved it.

*downs brandy*

Of course, now I'm in the agonizing wait for the DVD....

But, really, who isn't?

 

Hey, everyone.Check out the Max Rebo Cantina in the miscellaneous section.

 

Isn't it redundant to post that in the cantina itself?

 

I hope they add the scene with Ki-adi-mundi and Plo Koon destroying the droid core ship in the deleted scenes of the DVD.And when Dooku uses Two sabers to fight.That would be awsome.What do you Think?

 

When does Dooku use 2 sabers? I remember Anakin doing that, but from where does Dooku pull out another saber, or will it be a double-bladed one like Darth Maul?

 

In the first script he uses Obi-wans lightsaber to fight Yoda.You can see the pictures here.
http://www.theforce.net/episode2/cut/dualdooku1.jpg
and
http://www.theforce.net/episode2/cut/dualdooku2.jpg.

 

Hey, I see we had a lot of comments and visitors last night after I had some Tusken Raiders to handle.

<Bartender mumbles something under breath>

I really appreciate it. I was talking with the other bartender last night before I left and I was wondering, how did Obi-wan Kenobi get his Episode I lightsaber design back in Episode II? If this is already being discussed somewhere I apologize for not searching for this forum. We would appreciate it if someone would straighten us out. If I am not in the bar tonight feel free to look around and chat with other customers. I have a meeting tonight with all of the Max Rebo Band. I should be here tonight, but the meeting might hang overtime.


Now Hiring.
Looking for new bartenders to fill in when I have to handle the certain meetings that I have to attend. No history required. I will need to know by Thursday evening.

Thanks,
Obi-pres
Bartender

 

What do we get if we become a bartender?

 

You get to make more decisions about the bar and will be the head of some of the opinions. I would love for you to join us.

 

Do you serve food here?Oh and give me a juma juice(a sweet bright yellow juice).And i'd be a bartender if you want.Really like your idea.

 

Me too. Bartenders are cool.

 

Here's your Juma Juice. Hey, another thing is that you guys get free Wookie cookies. Your hired. If you guys could try to get on Tuesdays and Thursdays-Fridays(I have Band football games those days) at about 7:00PM- 8:00PM. If there are any sudden changes and need you guys to fill in I will let you know. Where can I reach you? (Send by private messages if you want it to remain a secret).

 

Okay I'll take some blue milk.And do you think you can play that Wierd Al song Livin'La Vida Yoda?

 

Here's your blue milk. Hey guys, you heard the lady, play her request.

<The band tunes up then starts to play>