JCC Maybe Beyoncé Had a Sandwich For Lunch

SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK

 

Maybe Beyoncé gave up her sandwich for lunch so we could all have free Doritos. Did you ever think of that?

DID YOU?

 

there's a reason she's the goddess

 

Maybe Beyoncé is actually just a janitor. You know, when you get to Hollywood you like, get to meet Beyoncé, and you ask her about this sandwich stuff and Beyoncé's all "Look, I just sweep the floor, okay? Pass me that dustpan." And you pass Beyoncé the dustpan and then there's just this awkward silence for a few minutes. Then Kanye West says "I totally meant it when I said you had the best v-" and everyone just groans because oh my god Kanye we get it.

 

SHE'S JUST LIKE US

 

what if bey was one of us!

 

The only benefit to this year's VMA's was that it raised the profile further for The Forum's re-birth. That is a great thing.

 

At work the only website our computers will go to is MSN.com. Yesterday I went there and one of the headlines that scrolled by was, "Amanda Peet stuns with surprise baby bump at red carpet"

Kill me now. Please.

 

i heard that there is actually a second head growing inside of her stomach. apparently, it was recently christened "beyookai".

 

does this mean beyonce is the new jared?

jared is still a thing right?

 

yes, but jared's second head was dissolved via stomach acids within a week of reaching full size. i suspect beyookai is here to stay.

 

Maybe you should have put a ring on it.

 

I always get her and Mariah mixed up.

 

It's all about the bass.