Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by GIMER, Mar 31, 2008.
2 minutes before midnight.
Now Andalite-Bandit, you must decide on your mayoral board.
Will he surround himself with sycophantic yes-men or will he strive to build a balanced staff that will provide contrasting points of view?
Oh who are we kidding, it''ll be the sycophants.
The Post is reporting that A-B has already been found to be involved in a sex scandal.
Did it involve Armenian Jedi?
I suspect as much.
I didn't say I could keep the CANDIDATES honest.
Just the election.
The sort of shot you shall now NEVER see people...
This election is a sham.
You speak the truth, good Sir.
Something which the other candidates failed at.
Maybe the ones that didn't make mayor should run for the Kitchen Cabinet positions?
They have veto power over the Mayor.
I would like to take this moment to mock my colleagues who failed utterly in their attempt to become the Mayor of the Pancakes and Waffles forum, and specifically Jabba Wocky.
As Mayor of Pancakes and Waffles forum I will be the Mayor of the Pancakes and Waffles forum and I will be the greatest Mayor that the Pancakes and Waffles forum has ever seen.
I mock your colour scheme.
The Neo-Pilgrims continue to raise questions about the legitimacy of these elections. We call on Comms to launch an investigation into voter fraud and vote suppression in the Pancakes and Waffles forum. These abrogations of our rights will not go unchallenged. Also, having lost confidence in our government, I would like to announce my intention to have one thread in this forum secede from the tyranny of Andalite-Bandit, the Hillary Clinton of this forum.
So this is how Neo-Pilgrimism dies... with thunderous applause.