Meanders Inn and Steak House

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  1. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    G'day mates and howdy partners [face_cowboy]

    I'm proud to announce the opening of the newest Meanders Inn, right here in San Antonio* :)

    The San Antonio outlet joins our worldwide family of Inns, including the original Adelaide Inn established nearly 20,000 posts ago, and branches in Syracuse and Montreal.

    In setting up the Inn, we've gone for an Outback meets the Alamo motif this time around.

    .. straightens the stuffed kangaroo with the ten gallon hat sitting on the bar ..

    So the beers are cold, the Jawas freshly squeezed ( for the finest Jawa Juice in these here parts ) and the barbie's fired up. And we couldn't forget the unlimited stock of Tim Tams.

    And as soon as I get better educated on more Texan delicacies, I'll introduce you all the delights of South Australian Frog Cakes ;)

    So come on in, pull up a stool and make yourselves comfortable. And feel free, in the spirit of Fan Forcedom, to pop in and say hello at all the other Inns.

    WELCOME


    * You wouldn't be SAFF without a Meanders Inn ;)
  2. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Mmmmm Fresh Paint smell....nice

    walks in and orders a hot chocolate.....takes a seat and continues her sewing
  3. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    * looks around * Nice...very nice. One complimentery Jawa Juice please sir :D
  4. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    looks up to see Jedi entering.......stares darkly.........decides he's not worth her effort.....goes back to sewing
  5. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    :mad: I rank below sewing ?? nice..very nice :p
  6. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    *walks in, looks around* Hmmm ... plenty of room for posters! [face_thinking] [face_mischief]

    *walks up to the bar, shows SAFF card* [face_batting]
  7. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    smirks and chuckles to herself without even looking up....

    All to easy..... [face_devil]
  8. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    :oops: I fell for that...didn't I ?
  9. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    Here ya go MS

    .. slides a JJ along the bar to MS ..

    Whoops!!!

    .. the Jedi reflexes aren't what they were. Watches the juice slide on past, off the bar and lands in AD's lap ..

    Sorry about that. [face_cowboy]
  10. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Yup. looks up you know I just told Justifier that there is nothing surer to life my mood than to bait you..... motions casting a fishing rod......reels it in...suddenly sees drink heading her way....jumps up and avoids it but watches in horror as it pours over the WHITE gown she is sewing....


    Now you've done it DM, I believe you need to talk to your lovely wife and daughter now... [face_devil]

  11. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    G'day Toddi :)

    .. notices the rolls of posters ... [face_shame_on_you]

    Well I see the welcoming committee have checked in for the evening. [face_cowboy]

    Don't worry about it AD - that stuff washes right out - we had to water down the Jawa Juice here to meet local licensing requirements ;)
  12. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    :mad: If I wasn't giving you the evil eye..I wouldn't have missed my Jawa Juice... Now look what you've done. May I have another please D-M ? [face_praying]
  13. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Giving me what? You dont have one of them things Jedi Boy.....not in your capabilities.... [face_devil]
  14. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    I..... I...can be mean... really.... I can.

    Anyone buying this ? [face_laugh]
  15. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Not me honey, and I doubt anyone else in here is......sorry kiddo...

    picks up sewing and frowns at the dripping stained mess.....

    So....DM.....any suggestions?
  16. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    How about the whole bottle MS?

    You ready?

    ... slides a Jawa down the bar to MS ..

    ... washes the remainder out of AD's sewing and into a glass

    .. inspects Toddi's SAFF card ..

    Yep! That looks OK - here ya go [face_cowboy]

    Edit : AD see editted comments above. Failing that, I'd suggest soaking it in a solution of 'Lucky Landos Liquid Loosener' detergent :)
  17. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Ewwweeee! Recycling at its worst! [face_sick]
  18. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    *takes drink, sips* Thanks, D-M! :)
  19. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Thanks D-M, now that's service =D=
  20. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    watches Toddi sip and feels queasy....

    Ok, thats just gross.....That dress hasn't been washed yet!!! But I think it needs it now....


    dumps it in the ice bucket......swooshes it around
  21. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    Again, it was all part of the deal to get a license for this place. The Texans are very keen on recycling it seems. [face_cowboy]



  22. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Ok......sure.....mutters to self as washing dress note to self, byo drinks.....
  23. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    And glasses as well if you'd be so kind :p

    Well my work here is done - enjoy the rest of your evening people.

    I hope some of the locals turn up - but we're all SAFFers anyway :D [face_cowboy]
  24. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Nice work Meanders, very well done & don't forget to drop into my Bar sometime :)
  25. tre_si_san Jedi Knight

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    Well, well, well....what do we have here??? I'll gladly give a buffalo nickel for a nice cold bottle of Lone Star and one of thems there "Tim-Tams".......

    What's missing is the chips and salsa......And we don't want that salsa from New York city either...[face_cowboy]

    Nice place...Thanks for the Inn....Let us know when we can show you around San Antonio....
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