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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Darth_Meanders, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    Isn't ice-cream good for tonsilitis? Hey A-D, I'll get you some take-away for home....
     
  2. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron WNU/Costume/Props/EUC Mod. star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Jun 3, 2003
    Ice cream is ok if he's not been puking...but as he has, Iceypoles are better. He has one now.... Take away?!? Naw, I will find something for dinner...Ham and Salad is looking good right now...
     
  3. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    *comes out of his daydream* Huh? Oh I haven't had success using that line with penguins ... seals!! That's another matter! *LOL*
     
  4. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    Poor Luke :( I know, why don't you give him the latest K-mart catalogue and let him choose something from the Sith collection [face_laugh] I saw there was an extensive range of Vader stationary available.


    ... looks at Toddi .... Oooooookaaay! You can just go back to sleep now.
     
  5. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    May 11, 2003
    give him something good sis, he deserves it.

     
  6. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    Nah, I'm awake now!! *flicks peanuts at DM* hee hee, this is fun!
     
  7. george_the_penguin

    george_the_penguin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 30, 2005
    *waddles back in to Inn, climbs onto bar, and raises one eyebrow at Obi-Wan_Toddi*
     
  8. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    Hey! Someone shorter than me! What do you want?
     
  9. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    O. M. G. :eek: Its alive! Lock up the fish!

    ... starts hoarding peanuts

    So......

    A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn't serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!" The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Do you have any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says "No." "Good!" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"


    ... http://www.drunkpenguin.com
     
  10. george_the_penguin

    george_the_penguin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 30, 2005
    *points a flipper to top shelf, indicating absinthe*


    *looks intently at Darth_Meanders*
     
  11. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    *turns and looks at the penguin* Why don't you say something??? We know you can talk!
     
  12. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    You got any I.D. there George?

    Hang on Toddi, let me try - "Sqwark, sqwaaark, sqwark.... awk awk?"
     
  13. george_the_penguin

    george_the_penguin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 30, 2005
    *pulls ID out of very small pocket*

    ID READS: "this penguin is over 400 years old. He may look 4, but he is 426."

    *looks sideways at Obi-Wan_Toddi and shakes head*

    *scribbles on a piece of paper*

    "you're pretty."
     
  14. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    Who, me pretty?? or DM? *this penguin worries me*
     
  15. DarkDisciple

    DarkDisciple Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan 20, 2005
    hmmmm nice tux....."Armarni"????
     
  16. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    .. reaches for the bottle while trying to keep a straight face .... [face_plain]

    Ice?

     
  17. george_the_penguin

    george_the_penguin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 30, 2005
    *points at both and raises eyebrow*

    *points again at Absinthe on top shelf*

    *looks pleadingly at Darth_Meanders*

    *writes on piece of paper*
    Yes, Absinthe 'on the rocks' would be nice, thankyou Sir.


     
  18. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    *trying hard not to smile, sipping at his drink, watching with interest*
     
  19. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    I don't know. You got any credits in those little pockets of yours?
     
  20. george_the_penguin

    george_the_penguin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 30, 2005
    *looks at floor, while a tear drops out of one eye*

    *opens empty pockets*









    *looks pleadingly at Darth_Meanders again, with woeful look on face*


    *winks at Obi-Wan_Toddi*
     
  21. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    *takes another sip of his drink, looks at DM, smirks, continues to survey the scene*
     
  22. Darth_Meanders

    Darth_Meanders Jedi Master star 5

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    May 23, 2004
    Well, who am I to deny a pleading penguin....

    Here you go
    [image=http://www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com/images/absinthe.jpg]
    Just the one now mind you. Do you know?


    Edit .... much later.... well George seems to have gone.... that's strange.... so has Toddi... Now its time for me to go .... I'm putting you guys on the honour system.....
     
  23. george_the_penguin

    george_the_penguin Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 30, 2005
    *skulls Absinthe, slides off bar, waves goodbye to all and sundry and waddles out of door, with pyschadelic green faeries floating in his head*
     
  24. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 10, 2005
    what the??


     
  25. Dark-Lord_Alf

    Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013 star 4

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    Mar 19, 2005
    That's my kinda Penguin !