W.VA Meeting notes!

As it was decided by majority vote at the January meeting all members will now shave their heads and pierce their left ears with no less than 12 safety pins in addition to the phrase "I love Cthulhu how about you?" to be tatooed across their rear end.

*ahem* Those responsible for the previous statement have been sacked. We now return you to your regularly scheduled tumbleweeds.....

 

Wait, that note from the meeting was a joke?

*Ithorian heads to shop for a wig and a laser tattoo removal*

 

well the ear thing is a joke, but that tattoo, you better keep that

On a side note, we also decided that Fettish, on her trip to the local Zoo during C3, is to understand that its a zoo, and not a pet store so she is not to bring animals back to the hotel. And we plan to really enforce no thawing of frozen dolphins in the bathtub rule!

 

Frozen Dolphins In the Bathtub. . . I saw that movie once. Keanu Reeves actually plays a pretty convincing dolphin. . . except I don't think dolphins say "dude" much.

And, yes, no animals in the room, please. We may be charged for the room cleaning.

 

Whatever gives you all the idea that I'd try to sneak animals back from the zoo?

*hides penguin behind drapes*

I mean really....that would just be silly, wouldn't it?

*tries to pack walrus in suitcase*

You all have nothing to worry about...I promise.

*large sloth descends from ceiling light*

 

Um Fettish there's a guy from the zoo who'd like a word with you....