Amph Mel wants to make Passion of the Christ 2

Easily. Stuff happens afterwards in the original stories, too.

A sequel isn't going to be "The Passion of the Christ 2" any more than the second HP film was "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2".

This is the roguelike RPG I'm waiting for.

 

I thought we said no goatse?

 

Ramza: The Harrowing of Hell would indeed make for the greatest movie ever made.

It would be like Aliens, with the Son of God as Ellen Ripley, the human race as the colonists, the demons as the xenomorphs, and Satan as the Queen.

I'm not sure if the Christian Right was like the movie, though. They seem to get off on the conceit of eternal damnation.

 

Mel's Hell

 

Is "The Return of the King" still available?

 

It's interpreted by some denominations to be limbo or the spirit world and not hell, as in the outer darkness and eternal damnation.

I'm sure whatever Gibson comes up with will be interesting. That said, I wasn't a huge fan of The Passion, but I enjoyed Apocalypto(even though he didn't quite get the clans/tribes right).

 

Jesus Christ: An Unexpected Journey

 

Being boringly serious, I figure making a St Paul movie would be a fine sequel.
If Jesus was ANH, St Paul was Empire. He expanded the mythology and theology. And he also ended up crucified, upside down. So Mel gets to do a bit of torturing and bloodshed, which he likes in a movie.

 

Err, that was St. Peter. St. Paul, as a Roman citizen, was decapitated by a sword.

 

Peter was crucified upside down, Paul had his head lopped off.

 

Apologies. Got my guys mixed.

 

Passion 2: Passion Harder

 

Monty Python's Life of Bryan was certainly more plausible and historically accurate than an eventual Passion of The Christ's sequel...

 

Mar17swgirl

 

And St Andrew was crucified on an X-shaped cross.

 

... Damn it, I can't decide if I want to go with "Patron Saint of Extreme Sports" or "Patron Saint of Mutants."

 

Scotland will have to suffice.

 

Jesus' Bogus Journey?

 

Resurrection Boogaloo

 

Passion of the Christ 2: The Roman Empire Strikes Back

 

I haven't seen it, but there's a film called Risen that had a limited release earlier this year. I suppose you could watch that one as a sequel.

"Follows the epic Biblical story of the Resurrection, as told through the eyes of a non-believer. Clavius, a powerful Roman Military Tribune, and his aide Lucius, are tasked with solving the mystery of what happened to Yahshua in the weeks following the crucifixion, in order to disprove the rumors of a risen Messiah and prevent an uprising in Jerusalem."

 

Christ: Judgment Day.

 

I saw that actually. It was fairly decent and one of the better faith-based films I've seen. It was still tedious, and Joseph Fiennes still can't hold a candle to his brother.