Member Mis-Information Bowl

Tim doesn't have a saber w/ a 5 foot blade, and he doesn't like to whack people in tha knees w/ it either.

 

BHF enjoys being whacked on the knees by five foot long lightsaber blades. Everytime he is hit he says, "Please sir, may I have another?"

 

...And Jedi Guy enjoys watching.

 

HoY smells like bantha.

 

JG looks like he was digested by a sarlacc...

 

HoY is a sarlaac

 

And You didnt taste well either...

 

musta been those fritos and been dip

 

Jedi guy get "excited" by ewoks and runs around yelling yub yub.

this is true I have seen it happen


whats realy scary is when tim joins him.

 

It's well known that Chunk enjoys jawas and bacon at the same time.

 

JG is realy an ugnaught trying to hide his identity behind a stormtrooper mask.

 

chunk weighs 600lbs!

 

Chunk & JG16 are twins!

 

and sith chick is realy our mother. but darth hair is not our father.

 

Kit is Chunk & JG16's father and they call him Big Poppa

 

jenn cant read.

 

kit was not the father it was actually r2d2

 

jangoboy is actually a 71 year old woman.

 

BHFF likes to play with his strawberry short cakes in the front yard of darth hairs house causing said sith to become angry because sith chick wont let hime take his strawberry short cacks out side to play.

 

Chunk prefers playing with his my little pony playset in the backyard.

 

And Mistress just cant live with out the complet colection of smurfs in her front room.

Doc

 

Doc is a shaved wookie.

 

Hay No telling the truth!!!

 

Doc is a jawa on stilts who pretends to be a shaved wookie.

 

And Jedi Guy is missing his arms from the last time we played cards. I WON...Right!