Evidence:

When beezel finds us unfunny, it's time to rethink our lives.

 

When beezel gives his opinion, it's time for me to be apathetic.

 

Kitty: Who's beezel?

 

I'm glad I don't care what anonymous internet people think of me, least of all beezel.

 

He's the demon that obviously is afflicting all of us with your presence.

 

Kitty: I don't get it.

 

Well, there's this book called the Bible, and within this book there's another one called Matthew...

 

I'm so confused.

*posts thread asking for explanation*

 

Well, you see, books are written and often printed stores of information which can be deciphered using a skill called reading, which happens to be fundamental...

 

I know fun! Sex is fun!

 

AIDS is a regular amusement park, from what I've heard.

 

Where's that park?

 

Take interstate-69 past Unplanned Pregnancy(to the east), get off on Syphilis Road and continue onto the park grounds. And on your way out of the park is Pnemonia Palace and Influenza Cafe!

 

i don't know those places. besides, i'm going to the bf's house today. maybe next week.

 

I know there's an appropriate emo response to this...probably invovles cutting or...something....

Help me out here, guys.

 

Down the road, not across the street.

 

Beezel is insignificant..he can send all the banner messages he wants' I'll never read them.