Merry Christmas to the United Kingdom!

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Merry Jolly Super Smashing Great Christmas!

 

Merry Christmas

Gosh it's quiet in here today.

 

That's because we all have better things to do like get pissed, and stuff ourselves silly!

 

Yup.


MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

I got slippers......

Seriously.

 

Show off.

 

I get slippers every year. This one included. It's like the traditional x-mas thing.

Beer? Check!
Chestnut Stuffing? Check!
Pudding? Check!
****ty television? Check!
Slippers? Check!

 

Merry christmas one and all.
Been busy forcing 9 members of my family to watch the chamber of secrets and then was so exhausted ie-drunk, I fell asleep.

 

My sisters prat of a boyfriend has just turned up, so I got to wait for Mr Smug UK 2002-04 to do his thing and sod off.

Hence why i'm on the computer.

P.S.

God bless us, everyone.

 

Christmas is so fun

 

"Been busy forcing 9 members of my family to watch the chamber of secrets and then was so exhausted ie-drunk, I fell asleep."

That's what the alcohol is for, to ease the pain...especially if you have to make them endure that piece of crap.

 

Amen! Christmas was great for me. Nothing better than seeing your little sister (she's 1 and a half) open her presents and yours being the favourite.

 

"especially if you have to make them endure that piece of crap."

blasphemy



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i have a soft spot for the harry potter films

 

Me too. Its called quicksand.

Obvious joke I know, but hey!

 

Merry Christmas!

What? It's January the 5th? Well, I'm...being fashionably late, that's all.

Have a great 2005 too